Naughty Bits

Haggis McBagpipe
#1
To be honest, I really just wanted to start a thread called 'naughty bits'. 8-)

So, are we puritanical about sex? Are we uncomfortable discussing it, do we find the biggest turn-on to be the 'naughty' factor? Do we blush at the word, do we primly cross our legs and move to another thread? Are sex discussions used more as an elaborate flirting mechanism in disguise?

C'mon. Tell me your naughty bits. 8-)
 
researchok
#2
Haggis, if I told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

I will NOT wear those fishnets.

PERIOD.
 
researchok
#3
Of course, that Zorro outfit is still on the table.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#4
But Research, you'd look so darn good in those fishnets. C'mon, stop being such a party-pooper. Besides, they look great with the whip and chains.
 
researchok
#5
Leather, leather. leather-- IS THAT ALL YOU THINK OF?

YOU'RE ALL THE SAME!!.....
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#6
Hey, watch it or I'm gonna have to force you to obedience, you rebellious ****!
 
peapod
#7
Have you ever seen that show kink on the bravo channel...that would scare anybody into a life of celibacy. While surfing I happenstance on it once and while, the trailer park boys should pay these people a visit.
 
researchok
#8
Never mind Bravo-

EVER SEE JERRY SPRINGER???

"Im leaving my husband to be with my cousin who doesnt know that me and mom are strippers-- and I'm taking the babies!"
 
peapod
#9
Jerry Springer! talk about trailer park faux pas's. Who says you need a ferris wheel to go to a circus.
 
researchok
#10
That show is TRULY unbelievable.

Though the episode that featured "I was married to man who became a woman then wanted to be a man again so I slept with his brither and father and now I want his sister inlaw" was aclassic
 
peapod
#11
You do know that these people are paid to do this, people don't actually exist like that except in the deep south, but there is another state that comes to mind...oh never mind
 
researchok
#12
UBETCHA
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#13
UBANGI?
 
peapod
#14
He probally would like to give it a good try...research and all
 
researchok
#15
EYEBANGI

As in, just looking
 
peapod
#16
Ya sure. Got some swamp water you want to sell me in florida.
 
researchok
#17
You buying?
 
peapod
#18
Only if clive owens is selling.
 
galianomama
#19
its hot and sticky out right now, so talking about sex is really delightful. yes, i love sex. sex, sex, sex. that's me.

there is nothing we (as in one of the opposite sex) and myself haven't tried. we love it. i myself am completely oversexed. i have been told many, many, many times.

to answer questions about sex. um, what were they again?
 
American Voice
#20
NA
 
peapod
#21
What a load of tripe...ya thats right tripe... as in intestines!
 
American Voice
#22
To whom are you responding, Peapod? Your post comes consecutively after mine, but I don't know for certain that is subsequent and responsive to mine. Please, clarify.
 
galianomama
#23
Well AV, what you said isn't exactly rocket science. it is sex. quite simply put. and to see it in print really doesn't do anything either. it is what it is. a private act between two people? i dunno, i think that again is up to the person/people involved.

Healthy minds all?
 
American Voice
#24
No, Galia, you are wrong. It isn't sex, it's talk about sex.
 
peapod
#25
At the board we just talk AV. You will have to contact the Palm sisters for anything other.
 
galianomama
#26
Well, AV I will clarify my comments by saying that what you are 'talking about' is sex. so what? to me it is a subject that I don't have a strong feeling about either way. just body parts.
 
Numure
#27
Sex taboo? Where? I grew up in a very open family... Going down from my great grand-parents. HNot unusual that my grand-ma's make sex jokes at super. Usually about the fact that my grand fathers take viagra . Sex is sex. Nothing wrong about it, and I rather see porn rated PG-13 and violent movies rated R.
 
Numure
#28
Ohh and euh, if anyone want's a good net adapted kama sutra, just ask I'll send a link by. I won't post it, might be little children :P

Always fun stuff to know when spending times with a special man, or lady
 
galianomama
#29
Oh Haggy - you really are a naughty bit now aren't you? where are you hiding???? Under the bed?
 
galianomama
#30
Quote:

Sex taboo? Where? I grew up in a very open family

thank you Numure!

Me too!
 

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