Naughty Bits

[Haggis McBagpipe]

To be honest, I really just wanted to start a thread called 'naughty bits'.

So, are we puritanical about sex? Are we uncomfortable discussing it, do we find the biggest turn-on to be the 'naughty' factor? Do we blush at the word, do we primly cross our legs and move to another thread? Are sex discussions used more as an elaborate flirting mechanism in disguise?

C'mon. Tell me your naughty bits.

 

[researchok]

Haggis, if I told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

I will NOT wear those fishnets.

PERIOD.

 

[researchok]

Of course, that Zorro outfit is still on the table.

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

But Research, you'd look so darn good in those fishnets. C'mon, stop being such a party-pooper. Besides, they look great with the whip and chains.

 

[researchok]

Leather, leather. leather-- IS THAT ALL YOU THINK OF?

YOU'RE ALL THE SAME!!.....

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

Hey, watch it or I'm gonna have to force you to obedience, you rebellious slut!

 

[peapod]

Have you ever seen that show kink on the bravo channel...that would scare anybody into a life of celibacy. While surfing I happenstance on it once and while, the trailer park boys should pay these people a visit.

 

[researchok]

Never mind Bravo-

EVER SEE JERRY SPRINGER???

"Im leaving my husband to be with my cousin who doesnt know that me and mom are strippers-- and I'm taking the babies!"

 

[peapod]

Jerry Springer! talk about trailer park faux pas's. Who says you need a ferris wheel to go to a circus.

 

[researchok]

That show is TRULY unbelievable.

Though the episode that featured "I was married to man who became a woman then wanted to be a man again so I slept with his brither and father and now I want his sister inlaw" was aclassic

 

[peapod]

You do know that these people are paid to do this, people don't actually exist like that except in the deep south, but there is another state that comes to mind...oh never mind

 

[researchok]

UBETCHA

 

[Haggis McBagpipe]

UBANGI?

 

[peapod]

He probally would like to give it a good try...research and all

 

[researchok]

EYEBANGI

As in, just looking

 

[peapod]

Ya sure. Got some swamp water you want to sell me in florida.

 

[researchok]

You buying?

 

[peapod]

Only if clive owens is selling.

 

[galianomama]

its hot and sticky out right now, so talking about sex is really delightful. yes, i love sex. sex, sex, sex. that's me.

there is nothing we (as in one of the opposite sex) and myself haven't tried. we love it. i myself am completely oversexed. i have been told many, many, many times.

to answer questions about sex. um, what were they again?

 

[American Voice]

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