I wanna be an ubergod


Haggis McBagpipe
#1
Okay, we have a serious board 'issue'.

Why do the True Gods of Posterification get stuck with terms like 'board expert', pfft, instead of having the cool names like 'ubergod'?

And how many posts do we have to post before we get to be a guru? I wanna be a guru if I can't be an ubergod.
 
researchok
#2
Id like to see you as an 'ubergod' It suits you.

Its just that when i think of guru, the maharishi comes to mind-- you know, the guy out in Oregon with 23 Rolls Royce's, etc.

Call me psychic, but I don't see you letting me borrow one....

Stick with ubergod
 
peapod
#3
Haggis should have said ubergodess
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#4
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

Haggis should have said ubergodess :)

Not on your life. Ubergod is sure good enough for me. Anyway, just as long as I am an all-powerful vindictive lightning-and-thunder kind of god, I'm happy. 8-) Now, where the heck did I put my thunderbolts??
 
Diamond Sun
#5
And I want to be more than an ubergod...I am vying for a position atop the heirarchy of forum posting, which naturally will only occur if I can oust Miss Haggis McGuru from her perch, which is perilous at best. If I can just escape from work, perhaps call in sick a day or two, I can begin my stealthy increase in posting power...

I'll be the forum Maharishi! That's the title I want. Can I have it, please please please?
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by Diamond Sun

And I want to be more than an ubergod...I am vying for a position atop the heirarchy of forum posting, which naturally will only occur if I can oust Miss Haggis McGuru from her perch, which is perilous at best. If I can just escape from work, perhaps call in sick a day or two, I can begin my stealthy increase in posting power...

I'll be the forum Maharishi! That's the title I want. Can I have it, please please please?

Ha! You don't stand a chance of catching up to the Great Haggis McGuru, Ubergod of Most Things and Willing to Fake the Rest.

Not in a million zillion years could you catch up. In fact, I triple dog dare ya to even try!

Nyah, nyah. nyah. 8-p
 
Diamond Sun
#7
Hmm. I'm not even half way, and you know, I just checked and we joined basically the same day. I think someone has too much procrastination time available, a very understanding companion, a even more understanding pooch, and a really easy job....

Boy, that's a lot to live up to. I'll just have to start some more posts...

Let me think....
 
peapod
#8
Diamond sun I wish you luck on your Don Quixote quest. Remember the quest for power can corrupt. Tell me if I jump ship and vote you the grand wizard, will you put a fatwah on that evil clown. I scratch your back you scratch mine
 
Diamond Sun
#9
That sounds like a deal...maybe we can combine our posts and overtake Haggis that way? You better get posting miss pea!
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#10
Oh dream on, ladies. I am so prolific that new words have to be invented daily just to keep up with me. They spew forth with the greatest of ease, they break down doors to get written down, they fall off the ceiling right into the forum, they... hold on... *splat* scurry across the desktop, too.
 
peapod
#11
Diamond sun you must inform your boss that you require additional time off each day to tend to board business. It a matter of duty
 
researchok
#12
All this arguing.

I just wanna win the lotto.

Im a very uncomplicated guy.

listen up, haggis and peapod....I will be in BC in sept.....bring your significant whatevers, dinner is on me-- even if i Dont win the lotto!
 
Ginger_Ale
#13
Ok, well, an on topic question:

What exactly is the title structure? When do you get a new title?
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by Ginger_Ale

Ok, well, an on topic question:

What exactly is the title structure? When do you get a new title?

Just keep on postin', you rack up the posts you get the title. I think you are close to becoming an ubergod, but I'm not sure. I think you get a new title every 50 posts or so, well, something like that. 8-)
 
Ginger_Ale
#15
I wouldn't really say I'm a forum addict here...maybe.

Of course, you do seem like an expert of this board Haggis.
 
peapod
#16
research what part of BC would that be. If you are taking about Yak ( Yes there is a town in BC called Yak) It to far out of the way. You just want to check and see if Haggis or myself are hot tamales How much are you willing to spend? no eating at the clown's house right. Do we have to dress up? Can we order anything on the menu
 
researchok
#17
haggis RULES.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by Ginger_Ale

I wouldn't really say I'm a forum addict here...maybe. :wink:

Of course, you do seem like an expert of this board Haggis.

No expert, just another helpless victim in... (ominous music) The Forum Zone... dah dah dah dah dah.....
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#19
Guys, do you realize our posts are literally stumbling over each other? Addicted? Or just plain nuts. You be the judge.
 
researchok
#20
here come da judge..here come da judge...

ZO, IN MY HUUMBLE OPINION, YOU ALL DEESPLAY CLASSEEC SIGNS OF FOROOM ADDICTION....POSTING MINDLESS MEANINGLESS REMARKS AD NAHHHZUM.

Nice to see Im not alone.
 
peapod
#21
Well haggis its not everyday you happenstance upon people with the same oddball humor, might has well enjoy it, besides whats a maytag repairman/women to do. I am trying to get more posts, I don't like the word addict next to my name. I am still in denial

I gotta another machine to fix for awhile. They don't make maytags like they use to. Check you out later.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by peapod

I gotta another machine to fix for awhile. They don't make maytags like they use to. Check you out later.

8-) Are you seriously the Magtag repair guy?
 
peapod
#23
Oh haggis I can barely write this I am laughing so hard. I don't know if your serious or not....OMG I gotta go I am starting to lose it.
 
researchok
#24
I fix bad dreams.

Really, I do.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#25
Quote: Originally Posted by researchok

I fix bad dreams.

Really, I do.

Ha. Can't fix this one. I am omnipotent. 8-)
 
researchok
#26
No, you only DREAM youre omnipotent.

My work here is almost done.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#27
Quote: Originally Posted by researchok

No, you only DREAM youre omnipotent.

My work here is almost done.

Ahhh, but you fix BAD dreams. This is a GOOD dream.
 
researchok
#28
I see.

Being God is easy.

Some theologians might disagree.

Wow- now THATS a thread....!
 
Ginger_Ale
#29
Almost everybody here posting in this thread joined after me, yet has hundreds of posts. Incredible..
 
Haggis McBagpipe
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by researchok

Being God is easy.

Some theologians might disagree.

Well, the thing is, if you're an uncaring cruel god of thunder and lightning bolts (hey! that's me!) being god is just a walk in the park.
 
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