Dating website to match Canadians with Americans escaping Trump presidency

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Dating website to match Canadians with Americans escaping Trump presidency



A new dating website is offering to pair Americans with Canadian singles to save them from a Donald Trump presidency.

MapleMatch.com promises love and a U.S. escape plan if Trump becomes commander-in-chief.

CEO Joe Goldman says 4,150 people have signed up for the site -- 70 per cent of them Canadian.

The Texas-based Goldman says he hatched the idea while watching Trump's "Super Tuesday" victories in March.

During the primaries, American Google searches for "move to Canada" hit record numbers.

Previously, Destination Cape Breton has pitched the Nova Scotian island as a Trump-free paradise.

source: Dating website to match Canadians with Americans escaping Trump presidency | CP24.com
 
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We'll get as many moving here as when W was prez; exactly zero as I recall.
 
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Can I get matched with Karla Homolka? She seems like my kinda gal.
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a pic of karla homolka for you. I didn't paste the pic of karla homolka directly on the screen and made the link unclickable for obvious reasons. documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f237/444762d1366823146-paul-bernardo-karla-homolka-crime-scene-photos-paul_bernardo_homolka_crime_scene_01.jpg
 
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Walter said:
We'll get as many moving here as when W was prez; exactly zero as I recall.
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Or in the near vicinity thereof.

It's OK, Bill O'Reilly said he's gonna move to Ireland if Hillary is elected. I calculate Bill's in for a shock when he finds out how "socialist" Ireland is compared to America, even Obama's America.

Don't pay no mind, Walter. Folks just running their mouths.

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a pic of karla homolka for you. I didn't paste the pic of karla homolka directly on the screen and made the link unclickable for obvious reasons. documentingreality.com/forum/attachments/f237/444762d1366823146-paul-bernardo-karla-homolka-crime-scene-photos-paul_bernardo_homolka_crime_scene_01.jpg
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Yep, pretty hot for a pink chick.
 
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Jinentonix said:
To a degree. We have enough of our own whiney, little, petulant progtards without adding more. And what are they going to do if in 3 1/2 years Canada decides to elect another Conservative govt? Run away again?
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To be fair, if this board is anything to go by you got three butthurt Old Stock Canadians for every whiny progtard (nice term, by the way).

Why would they run away? Stevie Minion's government was downright hippy-dippy compared to Obama's.
 
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Tecumsehsbones said:
To be fair, if this board is anything to go by you got three butthurt Old Stock Canadians for every whiny progtard (nice term, by the way).

Why would they run away? Stevie Minion's government was downright hippy-dippy compared to Obama's.
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Because they're not really running away if Trump becomes President, it'll be because a Democrat didn't get elected. I'll tell you this much, if Cruz were the man right now, we'd still be hearing the same twat waffles inviting themselves to Canada. Did they stop to think that maybe we don't WANT them here?
 
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Jinentonix said:
Because they're not really running away if Trump becomes President, it'll be because a Democrat didn't get elected. I'll tell you this much, if Cruz were the man right now, we'd still be hearing the same twat waffles inviting themselves to Canada. Did they stop to think that maybe we don't WANT them here?
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With good reason. Trump's a lunatic, but Cruz is a fascist.

And seriously, Jin, can you name me one time in our history we ever gave a damn whether we were wanted before we stormed in someplace, or even bothered to inquire?
 
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Jinentonix said:
Because they're not really running away if Trump becomes President, it'll be because a Democrat didn't get elected. I'll tell you this much, if Cruz were the man right now, we'd still be hearing the same twat waffles inviting themselves to Canada. Did they stop to think that maybe we don't WANT them here?
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I don't know why they are running to Canada anyhow.. Trump would like into invade Canada and take us over.. so they would still be part of the Good'ol USA eventually.
 
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Can't ee why anyone would want to leave when the Donald becomes prez. Except maybe the freeloaders and we don't want them, got enough of our own.
 
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The site should start free membership drive at all the old folks homes. Homesteading in eastern Russia is also becoming a popular destination now that the route for the hi-speed rail service has been plotted out.
 
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