Westboro Baptist Church to Blue Jays: 'God hates Canada'

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Apparently "God hates Canada," and that's something members of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church believe the Blue Jays might want to know.


Apparently "God hates Canada," and that's something members of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church believe the Blue Jays might want to know.

The gay-bashing church group, infamous for its vile protests of soldier funerals, plans to protest the Blue Jays game in Kansas City.

Members want to let us "depraved Canadians" know we're doomed for giving our country over to "sodomite filth," and so on and so forth, according to a statement.

It's a rare opportunity for the merry band of raging haters.

The church is based not far away, in Topeka, Kan. And since Canada has denied Westboro members the opportunity to protest north of the border, screaming at our baseball players is as close as they can get.

"How in God's name can you 'he men' baseball players -- known for your physical prowess -- stand by like a bunch of sissies in the face of what God calls an 'abomination,'" the group posted online, referring to our same-sex marriage laws.

Ironically, the son of the now-deceased founder of the church, Fred Phelps, lives in Calgary. He fled his father's group of bigots when he was 18 years old.


...... Yup, God exclusively told them the truth.

So if the Jays when does that mean Armageddon?
 

Machjo

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Let's start the Westboro Baptist Church Mental Health Fund. Mental health counseling ain't cheap. It's not considerate of us o mock the insane so let's show that chirch's members the live of God instead through funding for mental health services for them.

Poor folks.
 

Machjo

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I'm sure they do. In the pick and choose religion they've chosen to dis regard the, " if you live by the sword,, you'll surly die by the sword " admonition. That must have been only for the jews.

A submachine gun isn't a sword.
 

Danbones

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ah canada
the land of the abominable no men

the great creator god sure effed up when he-maid this place
except for "gods country", nothin but he men lumber jacks in those parts
 

Curious Cdn

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the land of the abominable no men

the great creator god sure effed up when he-maid this place
except for "gods country", nothin but he men lumber jacks in those parts
You're joking aren't you? ... lucky lottery winner that ended up in Canada?
 

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Westboro Baptist Church to Blue Jays: 'God hates Canada'



Apparently "God hates Canada," and that's something members of the infamous Westboro Baptist Church believe the Blue Jays might want to know.

The gay-bashing church group, infamous for its vile protests of soldier funerals, protested the Blue Jays game in Kansas City.

Members want to let us "depraved Canadians" know we're doomed for giving our country over to "sodomite filth," and so on and so forth, according to a statement.

It's a rare opportunity for the merry band of raging haters.

The church is based not far away, in Topeka, Kan. And since Canada has denied Westboro members the opportunity to protest north of the border, screaming at our baseball players is as close as they can get.

"How in God's name can you 'he men' baseball players -- known for your physical prowess -- stand by like a bunch of sissies in the face of what God calls an 'abomination,'" the group posted online, referring to our same-sex marriage laws.

Ironically, the son of the now-deceased founder of the church, Fred Phelps, lives in Calgary. He fled his father's group of bigots when he was 18 years old.

source:: Westboro Baptist Church to Blue Jays: 'God hates Canada' | Blue Jays | Sports |
 

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The morons at WBC hate everything and everyone. Hell, they even went after the twit that went to jail for not handing marriage certificates to gay people. Although they went at her for being divorced and an "adulteress". It was pretty funny actually.