How would Jesus identify himself today?

[Kathie Bondar]

Suppose Jesus walked into a business meeting today, how would he be expected to identify himself?

 

[CDNBear]

"Sup peeps, I'm baaaack bitches. So wha's new?"

"Sup dudes? I'm Jesus, no no, not the gardener, the Savior, you know, the son of god"

"Hi, I'm Jesus, you might remember me from such classic films as, 'The Son of God' or 'The last temptation of me', lolz, gotchya on that last one"

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

"Hi, I'm Jesus, you might remember me from such classic films as, 'The Son of God' or 'The last temptation of me', lolz, gotchya on that last one"

Jesus would have to have the voice of Troy McLure.

 

[CDNBear]

Jesus would have to have the voice of Troy McLure.

You mean he doesn't?

 

[Twila]

He'd probably have to have some kind of I.D on his person. I hear that toast is accepted everywhere.

 

[CDNBear]

In South America tortilla's are kosher.

 

[Twila]

In South America tortilla's are kosher.

Kosher... But are whole grain fairly traded and organic...you know Hey Zeus was a hippy, eh?

 

[55Mercury]

Suppose Jesus walked into a business meeting today, how would he be expected to identify himself?

no one will believe Him without the super-nacho FX... yunno? He's gotta glow or sumpm.

 

[lone wolf]

Proper credentials....

 

[Goober]

By his presence.

 

[Twila]

By his presence.

But if he wasn't believed the first time around...what's to make anyone believe him a second...or possibly a third...forth

List of messiah claimants - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[CDNBear]

Get him to do hat tricks.

Like Joseph Smith.

 

[SLM]

Jesus would have to have the voice of Troy McLure.

Jesus would be about the only one who could actually pull that off. It would require some mad resurrection skillz.

Actually I mostly think Jesus would be thoroughly bored in a business meeting, ditch and go hang with some street folk.

 

[Twila]

Actually I mostly think Jesus would be thoroughly bored in a business meeting, ditch and go hang with some street folk.

Holy effen christ...You've just describe Keanu Reeves....

 

[WLDB]

Suppose Jesus walked into a business meeting today, how would he be expected to identify himself?

Flip the tables over and yell at everyone. He has done that before at business meetings.

 

[SLM]

Holy effen christ...You've just describe Keanu Reeves....

Neo....there is no spoon. 8O

 

[Twila]

Neo....there is no spoon. 8O

alright....who's going to be Morpheus then? oh this could be a fun game...

 

[SLM]

alright....who's Morpheus then? oh this could be a fun game...

Moses. Leading his people out of the desert.

 

[Twila]

Moses. Leading his people out of the desert.

OF COURSE!!! that one was probably obvious.

 

[SLM]

OF COURSE!!! that one was probably obvious.

Then Judas, of course, the guy who'd rather eat a fake steak than face reality. Lol.