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eggheads, wannabes, 'tists and experts alike...they dig the graphs man.

via sda:

Self-crunching data


The stats don't lie: If the US stopped importing oil from Norway (external - login to view), and passed a law forcing ski resorts to reduce the price of ski passes (external - login to view), it would save lives.



The science is settled. We must act now.




Self-crunching data - Small Dead Animals (external - login to view)

Number of people who died by becoming tangled in their bedsheets correlates with Total revenue generated by skiing facilities (US) (external - login to view)

US crude oil imports from Norway correlates with Drivers killed in collision with railway train (external - login to view)


and to stay current and trendy, I'll offer you a couple of causes to celeb about:

#CorrelationsMan

#NickCageForPresident

#BringBackOurScientists

#AllYourBaseBelongToUs