He looks guilty to me........

tay

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Maybe, lol. Guilt with a hint of relief? Like "she's been buying this since 2009"?

Or they do what so many do and leave the Pay Per View PIN on their remote control set to the default 0000 and their grandson has been having a field day!
 

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She doesn't look the type to be watching pornos. She looks more like an Antiques Roadshow type person.
 

55Mercury

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She doesn't look the type to be watching pornos. She looks more like an Antiques Roadshow type person.
your giving the porn producers ideas.

I may have to start watching it again.
 
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Tecumsehsbones

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lol ok

now you've lost me

[backs away slowly]
Don't play the innocent with me, knave! You said you were interested in sex with "the opposite of MILF." Everyone knows the "M" in MILF is "mother" or "mom." What's the opposite of "mother?" Child, obviously. Mother/child.

Oh, yes, you thought you were being sooooooo clever. But you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to get the drop on me, perv!