Quote: Originally Posted by 55Mercury
now you've lost me
[backs away slowly]
Don't play the innocent with me, knave! You said you were interested in sex with "the opposite of MILF." Everyone knows the "M" in MILF is "mother" or "mom." What's the opposite of "mother?" Child, obviously. Mother/child.
Oh, yes, you thought you were being sooooooo clever. But you gotta get up pretty early in the morning to get the drop on me, perv!