Predictions for 2014


Spade
+5
#1
I have several.

1. August will have 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5 Sundays. This will not happen in August again until 2025.
2. Prince Charles will not become Queen in 2014.
3. Mars will not collide with the Moon on February 29.
4. Thirty million Afghan poppy farmers will not invade Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.
5. Stephen Harper will not be appointed to the Senate.

Any predictions?
 
tay
+2
#2
Are you sure about #2........?
 
JLM
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

I have several.

1. August will have 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5 Sundays. This will not happen in August again until 2025.
2. Prince Charles will not become Queen in 2014.
3. Mars will not collide with the Moon on February 29.
4. Thirty million Afghan poppy farmers will not invade Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.
5. Stephen Harper will not be appointed to the Senate.

Any predictions?


#2 might be more because of the state of the Queen's health than from Charles' masculinity!
 
darkbeaver
#4
Overcast skies and rain continuing till freeze up followed by three or four days of summer like weather.
 
tay
#5
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

#2 might be more because of the state of the Queen's health than from Charles' masculinity!



The Queens is healthy and will be around for a while yet.............
 
JLM
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by tayView Post

The Queens is healthy and will be around for a while yet.............


I was alluding to that too!
 
Goober
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

I was alluding to that too!

Is this the coming year where you breakout from age 69?
 
JLM
+1
#8
Quote: Originally Posted by GooberView Post

Is this the coming year where you breakout from age 69?


Already too late for that! But physically and mentally I'm only 60.
 
petros
+1
#9
I predict the Sugar Plum Dragee hand soap that smells like bubble gum currently in the john will be soon replaced with Fast Orange by some guy who doesn't desire to smell all girly.
 
Cliffy
+2
#10
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Already too late for that! But physically and mentally I'm only 60.

Physically, I'm 67, mentally, I'm 24 and spiritually I'm billions of years old.
 
petros
+2
#11
Physically I'm 70. My Soul and intelligence are infinite.
 
JLM
+3
#12
Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

I predict the Sugar Plum Dragee hand soap that smells like bubble gum currently in the john will be soon replaced with Fast Orange by some guy who doesn't desire to smell all girly.


All this sh*t they spray in the bathrooms nowadays is enough to gag a maggot. When I was a kid we used an excellent product, it was called Lime, I believe, not only masked the smell but cleaned the nostrils. -

Quote: Originally Posted by petrosView Post

Physically I'm 70. My Soul and intelligence are infinite.


Well, Ummmmmmmmmmmmm.................................... .....OK!
 
Spade
#13
6. 2014=1984+30
 
JLM
+1
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by SpadeView Post

6. 2014=1984+30


Is this the "new math"?
 
Retired_Can_Soldier
+10
#15  Top Rated Post
  • Darkbeaver will embrace Judaism.
  • Cliffy will run for the Tories in the next federal election
  • Petros will become an ardent Ti-Cat fan.
  • Walter will finally come out of the closet.
  • Colpy will register his guns.
  • Locutus will leave his lady for Olivia Chow
  • Bornruff will be outed as Rob Ford's brother incognito Doug
  • Juan will explain why he has a # sign in front of his nickname
  • Spade will change his nick to Diamond after the famous gangster Legs Diamond, then think Hearts or Clubs would have been a better choice.
  • CDNBear will announce that he is also registering his guns even the little one.
  • Goober will abandon the soap on the rope shower routine that saved his virgin butt in the navy.
  • SLM, Sal, Christianna and Tecumsehbones will form an all girl band until it is discovered that Tecumsehbones is in fact a guy who has a girls avatar.
  • Damgrumby and Grumpydigger will be offered the balcony on the new Muppet Show
  • eh1eh and Ron_from_Regina will have a flame war that will include green blue and red text warnings, but no timeouts.
  • Gerryh will write a memoir called: My time as an internet troll. that will be picked by Viking Press and sold to HBO for a new miniseries which will cause the author of this post to eat an entire bottle of tums in a feeble attempt at suicide, but results in the worst case of constipation ever recorded.
 
gerryh
#16
Quote: Originally Posted by retired_can_soldierView Post

  • darkbeaver will embrace judaism.
  • cliffy will run for the tories in the next federal election
  • petros will become an ardent ti-cat fan.
  • walter will finally come out of the closet.
  • colpy will register his guns.
  • locutus will leave his lady for olivia chow
  • bornruff will be outed as rob ford's brother incognito doug
  • juan will explain why he has a # sign in front of his nickname
  • spade will change his nick to diamond after the famous gangster legs diamond, then think hearts or clubs would have been a better choice.
  • cdnbear will announce that he is also registering his guns even the little one.
  • goober will abandon the soap on the rope shower routine that saved his virgin butt in the navy.
  • slm, sal, christianna and tecumsehbones will form an all girl band until it is discovered that tecumsehbones is in fact a guy who has a girls avatar.
  • damgrumby and grumpydigger will be offered the balcony on the new muppet show
  • eh1eh and ron_from_regina will have a flame war that will include green blue and red text warnings, but no timeouts.
  • gerryh will write a memoir called: My time as an internet troll. That will be picked by viking press and sold to hbo for a new miniseries which will cause the author of this post to eat an entire bottle of tums in a feeble attempt at suicide, but results in the worst case of constipation ever recorded.


roflmfao
 
petros
+2
#17
Lucky you. I rather enjoy the night sky with the northern lights and all the constipations.
 
Christianna
+4
#18
I have it on good authority that at least 3 celebrities will die, an astronaut will as well.


Physically I feel 110, the rest of me is 74 and inside my head I am 20ish. You can imagine the shock every time I look in the mirror.
 
Walter
#19
Ford will be re-elected mayor of Toronto.
Republicans will take the Senate and hold the House.
BHO will continue to founder.
Blackberry stock will soar into Apple range.
I will age.
 
JLM
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by WalterView Post

Ford will be re-elected mayor of Toronto.
Republicans will take the Senate and hold the House.
BHO will continue to founder.
Blackberry stock will soar into Apple range.
I will age.


Yeah, I think both Ford and B.O. will rally but I don't see Blackberry soaring and yes Walter you will age but gracefully as I will.
 
Liberalman
#21
I shall be elected Mayor of Toronto???
 
JLM
+1
#22
Quote: Originally Posted by LiberalmanView Post

I shall be elected Mayor of Toronto???


Maybe you deserve each other. -
 
Christianna
#23
Oh and I left out there will be a nasty earthquake somewhere possibly California, and a tsunami somewhere too.
 
JLM
#24
Quote: Originally Posted by ChristiannaView Post

Oh and I left out there will be a nasty earthquake somewhere possibly California, and a tsunami somewhere too.


Careful Christianna, it might be getting close to the time for our turn for a nasty earthquake! Maybe we "interior folks" will be safe and survive it.
 
Cliffy
+1
#25
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Careful Christianna, it might be getting close to the time for our turn for a nasty earthquake! Maybe we "interior folks" will be safe and survive it.

I have it on good authority that the Arrow Lakes will be ocean front property. So sorry, but I want ocean fish down by the dock.

I predict that Holliweird will make several movies based on comic books. One will be based on the Furry Freak Brothers and Rob Ford will play Fat Freddie's Cat.
 
JLM
+1
#26
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

I have it on good authority that the Arrow Lakes will be ocean front property. So sorry, but I want ocean fish down by the dock.

I predict that Holliweird will make several movies based on comic books. One will be based on the Furry Freak Brothers and Rob Ford will play Fat Freddie's Cat.


What kind of Tobacky are you doing tonight?
 
Christianna
+1
#27
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Careful Christianna, it might be getting close to the time for our turn for a nasty earthquake! Maybe we "interior folks" will be safe and survive it.

I expect we interior folks will be safe. We might feel a bit of sway, but it won't knock us down.
 
petros
#28
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

I have it on good authority that the Arrow Lakes will be ocean front property. So sorry, but I want ocean fish down by the dock.

I predict that Holliweird will make several movies based on comic books. One will be based on the Furry Freak Brothers and Rob Ford will play Fat Freddie's Cat.

Your authority is on glue and Fat Freddie's cat is far too charismatic.
 
damngrumpy
+3
#29
. Having a place in the Muppet Gallery will be a respite from farming.
. I will get my internet radio station off the ground by spring.
. My book of peotry will finally be published
. I will be the MC for two granddaughters wedding in the spring and supper
. I will bring in my sixty eighth year on this planet with a huge gathering on
the farm
. In America the Decomcrats will win the Senate with an increase and the
Congress will see less Republicans.
. Ms Clinton will be on the campaign trail to win
. Harper will step down at years end to see a new leader for the election in 2015
 
JLM
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by damngrumpyView Post

. Having a place in the Muppet Gallery will be a respite from farming.
. I will get my internet radio station off the ground by spring.
. My book of peotry will finally be published
. I will be the MC for two granddaughters wedding in the spring and supper
. I will bring in my sixty eighth year on this planet with a huge gathering on
the farm
. In America the Decomcrats will win the Senate with an increase and the
Congress will see less Republicans.
. Ms Clinton will be on the campaign trail to win
. Harper will step down at years end to see a new leader for the election in 2015


You were doing good up until the final two, Grumpy! -
 

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