1. August will have 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays, and 5 Sundays. This will not happen in August again until 2025.
2. Prince Charles will not become Queen in 2014.
3. Mars will not collide with the Moon on February 29.
4. Thirty million Afghan poppy farmers will not invade Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.
5. Stephen Harper will not be appointed to the Senate.