Flying Seahorse Seen Over Belfast

Blackleaf

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It'll not be long before those damn Catholics blame it all on the "West Brits" and start kicking off again.

Expect to hear news later of DUP leader Peter Robinson being blown to bits by a car bomb - but that'll be it, no condemnation.

Then when the Loyalists take to the streets in protest at the murder they'll be described as "violent thugs" on the BBC and shown with their faces covered as one or two chuck petrol bombs at the police, but it will be played in a loop to make it look as though lots of them are chucking them.

Then when the Loyalist leaders come out and rightly say that the Flying Seahorse was NOTHING to do with them and that the Catholic Nationalists are over-reacting, Gerry Adams (of all people) will be wheeled out to say how the Loyalists are "turning back the clock on the peace process" with their "violence" and "thuggery".

The leader of the PSNI will then hold a news conference in which HE will call the Loyalists "violent thugs" who "like attacking the police" and will then apologise to the Catholic Nationalist community for the Loyalists' "bad behaviour".

The Loyalist leaders will eventually have to make a grovelling apology for their "wrongdoing".

Meanwhile, the aliens piloting the Flying Seahorse will decide never to return to such a barbaric place again.
 
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