Lee Harvey Oswald Quietly Added To CIA Memorial Wall

[darkbeaver]

LANGLEY, Va. – Startled employees of the Central Intelligence Agency discovered this morning that Lee Harvey Oswald had been quietly added to the memorial wall at CIA Headquarters. Oswald is widely believed to have assassinated U.S. President John F. Kennedy, or someone dressed like him, in Dallas in 1963.

The action does not appear to have been a prank. As of press time the extra star was still there, along with Oswald’s name listed in the memorial book, located between entries for fallen agents Felix Leiter and Charles Calthrop.

A spokesman from the CIA refused to comment or elaborate on why the agency has added Oswald’s name to the memorial, only saying that after 50 years several documents had been declassified, which have “finally allowed the Agency to set the record straight.”

The documents will be made available to the general public in another twenty years.

Without any further information, CIA analysts were confused about what the action meant.

“So wait, does that mean that the CIA was involved in the Kennedy assassination, or that Oswald just happ



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[#juan]

LANGLEY, Va. – Startled employees of the Central Intelligence Agency discovered this morning that Lee Harvey Oswald had been quietly added to the memorial wall at CIA Headquarters. Oswald is widely believed to have assassinated U.S. President John F. Kennedy, or someone dressed like him, in Dallas in 1963.

The action does not appear to have been a prank. As of press time the extra star was still there, along with Oswald’s name listed in the memorial book, located between entries for fallen agents Felix Leiter and Charles Calthrop.

A spokesman from the CIA refused to comment or elaborate on why the agency has added Oswald’s name to the memorial, only saying that after 50 years several documents had been declassified, which have “finally allowed the Agency to set the record straight.”

The documents will be made available to the general public in another twenty years.

Without any further information, CIA analysts were confused about what the action meant.

“So wait, does that mean that the CIA was involved in the Kennedy assassination, or that Oswald just happ



Read more: Lee Harvey Oswald Quietly Added To CIA Memorial Wall

It doesn't seem much of a jump for the CIA to have engineered both the Kennedy assassination and the shooting of Oswald.

 

[lone wolf]

Bullet's more binding than oath. What happened to Ruby?

 

[darkbeaver]

It doesn't seem much of a jump for the CIA to have engineered both the Kennedy assassination and the shooting of Oswald.

Twenty more years before the declassified papers are released to the public. I can't wait.

 

[lone wolf]

Twenty more years before the declassified papers are released to the public. I can't wait.

You'll have time to invent something that erases black magic marker

 

[darkbeaver]

You'll have time to invent something that erases black magic marker

Hasn't it already been done? I'm sure I seen it on CSI.

 

[Locutus]

LANGLEY, Va. – Startled employees of the Central Intelligence Agency discovered this morning that Lee Harvey Oswald had been quietly added to the memorial wall at CIA Headquarters. Oswald is widely believed to have assassinated U.S. President John F. Kennedy, or someone dressed like him, in Dallas in 1963.

The action does not appear to have been a prank. As of press time the extra star was still there, along with Oswald’s name listed in the memorial book, located between entries for fallen agents Felix Leiter and Charles Calthrop.

A spokesman from the CIA refused to comment or elaborate on why the agency has added Oswald’s name to the memorial, only saying that after 50 years several documents had been declassified, which have “finally allowed the Agency to set the record straight.”

The documents will be made available to the general public in another twenty years.

Without any further information, CIA analysts were confused about what the action meant.

“So wait, does that mean that the CIA was involved in the Kennedy assassination, or that Oswald just happ



Read more: Lee Harvey Oswald Quietly Added To CIA Memorial Wall

*cough* bullsh!t *cough*

Felix ( James Bond ) Leiter eh. Charles ( Day of the Jackal ) Calthrop eh. :lol:

 

[Kreskin]

That is some website. Here's another fresh story. It must be true.

President Obama Visits Afghanistan, Shoots Three Taliban Fighters

 

[SLM]

That is some website. Here's another fresh story. It must be true.

Well it is on the internet.

President Obama Visits Afghanistan, Shoots Three Taliban Fighters

Meh, I'm not really 'feeling it'.....place him on the grassy knoll and then we'll talk.

 

[darkbeaver]

*cough* bullsh!t *cough*

Felix ( James Bond ) Leiter eh. Charles ( Day of the Jackal ) Calthrop eh. :lol:

Remember he was the ALLEGED trigger man. Noo trial, no evidence.

There are aliens involved as well.

 

[Goober]

Remember he was the ALLEGED trigger man. Noo trial, no evidence.

There are aliens involved as well.

Yuall been hornswaggled.

 

[darkbeaver]

Duh Yah

 

[SLM]

Remember he was the ALLEGED trigger man. Noo trial, no evidence.

There are aliens involved as well.

 

[Goober]

Kerist- Saw this guy doing work.
Who wouda thought.
Where is Jason Kenney when you need him
Clearly an abuse of the TFW.

 

[grumpydigger]

I'll believe this, when it hits the mainstream media
which I doubt

Mind you during the Cold War,having a Manchurian candidate nutcase doing your dirty work would be quite convenient.