Man arrested at Large Hadron Collider claims he's from the future


Zan
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Quote:

"Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the -- led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."

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AnnaG
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That's definitely worth a giggle. lol
 
SirJosephPorter
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I remember a while ago somebody went to court to stop the operation of Hadron Supercollider. His point was that the Supercollider will generate black holes and the black holes will swallow up the earth (he evidently had read a science fiction story to that effect).

Needless to say, he did not succeed. The Supercollider had its first run recently and happily it did not generate any black holes big enough to swallow the earth.

Maybe it is the same guy who claims to be from the future.
 
Ron in Regina
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Poor Guy. Was he just looking for Fuel for this?



Did they tell him it was down at the end of isle 19 & just below the Muffler Bearings?
 
lone wolf
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"I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk. Can you give me some direction?"
 
taxslave
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Did he say who won the Stanley cup this year so we can bet on a sure thing?
 
lone wolf
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If dey wearin' blue ... save your money, dude....
 
coldstream
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As I remember it, nobody believed Kyle Reese either.. the original adversary of the Terminator. But if some muscular looking guy appears at the same location in the next while.. we might have a problem, depending on exactly which future Mr. Cole comes from .. who knows if Kit Kats and communism were not the instigators of the Age of the Machines..
Last edited by coldstream; Apr 3rd, 2010 at 09:10 PM..
 
Cliffy
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I came from the past. Can't figure out how I got here and not sure what to do since none of this makes any sense. What we call civilization just looks like a loony bin to me.
 
SirJosephPorter
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Maybe the idea of supercollider was planted into the mind of the scientists by people from the future, so that they could travel back to our time and conquer us.
 
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