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rufus
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#1Mar 15th, 2010
IRISH VIRGINITY TEST KIT



Paddy is planning to marry, he is a virgin, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still avirgin.

His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit....

a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", ye hit her with the shovel.
 
CDNBear
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Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit

Mar 15th, 2010
Geezus Rufus, I just squirted pop out my nose!!!

That was funny.
 
selin
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Mar 15th, 2010
It is very funny but just a question to you or all ; Is virginity important to Canadians? Well, in my culture virginity is considered as important and precious ,so you give it to most important person in your life, your husband or wife but as far as i see and watch on Americans movies, being still a virgin is humiliated by the others experiencing sex thoroughly.
 
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Mar 15th, 2010
Quote: Originally Posted by selinView Post

It is very funny but just a question to you or all ; Is virginity important to Canadians?

Not really. Although it is kinda nice.

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Well, in my culture virginity is considered as important and precious ,so you give it to most important person in your life, your husband or wife but as far as i see and watch on Americans movies, being still a virgin is humiliated by the others experiencing sex thoroughly.

That's because sex is big business, and the progressive liberals wouldn't have it any other way.
 
TenPenny
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Mar 15th, 2010
In my opinion, being a virgin is of no particular importance.

What I think is important is staying faithful to the person you have a relationship with; if you don't feel you can be faithful, then you should end the relationship.

But that's only me, obviously, many people really don't care.
 
CDNBear
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Mar 15th, 2010
Quote: Originally Posted by TenPennyView Post

In my opinion, being a virgin is of no particular importance.

What I think is important is staying faithful to the person you have a relationship with; if you don't feel you can be faithful, then you should end the relationship.

But that's only me, obviously, many people really don't care.

I agree with you wholeheartedly. The fact that people don't care, only results in greater stress on the social fabric, IMHO.
 
lone wolf
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Mar 15th, 2010
Virgin's great if you want to raise 'em the way you want 'em ... but if you're that much of a control freak, you're going to have to do a lot of training ... or settling.


Cool post, Rufus!
 
selin
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Mar 15th, 2010
Quote: Originally Posted by TenPennyView Post

In my opinion, being a virgin is of no particular importance.

What I think is important is staying faithful to the person you have a relationship with; if you don't feel you can be faithful, then you should end the relationship.

But that's only me, obviously, many people really don't care.


i agree with you, the important part is to stay faitful after you have a relationship with a person , before the relationship, what a person has experienced shouldn't be so important but the idea of preserving your virginity for your most loved person ,which makes the lover be proud and happy sounds a bit resonable, doesn't it?
 
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Mar 15th, 2010
Quote: Originally Posted by selinView Post

i agree with you, the important part is to stay faitful after you have a relationship with a person , before the relationship, what a person has experienced shouldn't be so important but the idea of preserving your virginity for your most loved person ,which makes the lover be proud and happy sounds a bit resonable, doesn't it?

It sounds a bit naive to me. What happens if your inexperience makes you a less-than-adequate lover to some mate who has been around and sowed his wild oats in many fields?
 
selin
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Mar 15th, 2010
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

It sounds a bit naive to me. What happens if your inexperience makes you a less-than-adequate lover to some mate who has been around and sowed his wild oats in many fields?

first of all, the person who deserves to marry you also deserves your most precious thing for him/her such as virginity but that is just the meaning you impose on virginity if you don't consider it most precious thing , you don't need to preserve your virginity as well .
sex thorougly and sex surfacely are different in consept but same in practise. Being succesful in sex is up to your hormones, desire, energy ,capability of imagination pre-makingloves and being open to some kind of ideas which has to do with sex.
sex is not taught but learned, i mean it depends on you totally so if you think that you are able to do it with some expreinces not being stuck in the idea of that you should break the virginity , you can make your partner satisfied.( just my own opinions)
 
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Mar 15th, 2010
Quote: Originally Posted by selinView Post

first of all, the person who deserves to marry you also deserves your most precious thing for him/her such as virginity but that is just the meaning you impose on virginity if you don't consider it most precious thing , you don't need to preserve your virginity as well .
sex thorougly and sex surfacely are different in consept but same in practise. Being succesful in sex is up to your hormones, desire, energy and capability of imagination pre-makingloves and being open to some kind of ideas which has to do with sex.
sex is not taught but learned, i mean it depends on you totally so if you think that you are able to do it with some expreinces not being stuck in the idea of that you should break the virginity , you can make your partner satisfied.( just my own opinions)

Your most precious thing should be you. If that's not good enough for your partner, then your partner really doesn't deserve the rest of you.
 
TenPenny
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Mar 15th, 2010
I just don't get how your virginity is your most precious thing; to me, your thoughts, your mind, and heart are your most precious thing.

How does a person know that the person they've met is 'the one'? Sometimes, you find out that the person isn't who you thought, and just because you're no longer a virgin, you shouldn't have to give up the search.
 
rufus
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Mar 15th, 2010
Lighten up guys, it is just a joke...........
 
selin
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Mar 15th, 2010
Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolfView Post

Your most precious thing should be you. If that's not good enough for your partner, then your partner really doesn't deserve the rest of you.


good answer , of course the most precious is you, but sometimes it needs to be something also special, and i have talked about our feelings for something not about the partner's, no matter with what you think about yourself and your plans but partner should always be ready to accept you whatever you are . it is your choice, not his/her insisting.
 
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Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit

Mar 15th, 2010
Quote: Originally Posted by TenPennyView Post

In my opinion, being a virgin is of no particular importance.

What I think is important is staying faithful to the person you have a relationship with; if you don't feel you can be faithful, then you should end the relationship.

But that's only me, obviously, many people really don't care.

I agree with you. I'd also like to think that any lifetime partner would not have been around the block too many times before becoming that life time partner.
 
selin
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Re: Irish Virginity Test Kit

Mar 15th, 2010
Quote: Originally Posted by TenPennyView Post

I just don't get how your virginity is your most precious thing; to me, your thoughts, your mind, and heart are your most precious thing.

How does a person know that the person they've met is 'the one'? Sometimes, you find out that the person isn't who you thought, and just because you're no longer a virgin, you shouldn't have to give up the search.

i mean with most precious thing ,virginity is the condition in sex(phsicially), when it comes to emotional things , your tought , mind and your heart are precious of course(spiritualy).
you understand the true man/woman when you decide to marry her/him
 

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