Women and men

AnnaG
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WOMEN:

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry
children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but
they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they
want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when
they are nervous.

Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a
friend, after a snowy drive home.

They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay–
at–home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear
suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up
against injustice.

They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into
the right schools and to get their family the right
health care.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart ––
they know that knowledge is power.

But they still know how to use their softer side to make
a point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their
friends, and themselves. They drive, fly, walk, run
or e–mail you to show how much they care about you.

Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow
at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when
they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and
hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral
support to their family and friends. And all they want
in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same
for people you come in contact with.


MEN:

Men are good at lifting heavy shyte.
 
BruceSmith
#2
HI Anna!!
This is just for fun. Don't take is seriously.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away?
BOY : Were you away?

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it?

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..

BOY : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
GIRL : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
BOY : I'm worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased by the doctor.
GIRL : Has she tried an apple?

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

GIRL : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.
 
Mowich
#3
Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaGView Post

WOMEN:

Women have strengths that amaze men. They carry
children, they carry hardships, they carry burdens, but
they hold happiness, love and joy.

They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they
want to cry. They cry when they are happy, and laugh when
they are nervous.

Women wait by the phone for a "safe at home call" from a
friend, after a snowy drive home.

They are child care workers, executives, attorneys, stay–
at–home moms, biker babes, and your neighbors. They wear
suits, jeans, and they wear uniforms.

They fight for what they believe in. They stand up
against injustice.

They walk and talk the extra mile to get their kids into
the right schools and to get their family the right
health care.

Women are honest, loyal, and forgiving. They are smart ––
they know that knowledge is power.

But they still know how to use their softer side to make
a point.

Women want to be the best for their family, their
friends, and themselves. They drive, fly, walk, run
or e–mail you to show how much they care about you.

Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow
at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when
they think there is no strength left.

A woman can make a romantic evening unforgettable!

Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and
hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral
support to their family and friends. And all they want
in return is a hug, a smile, and for you to do the same
for people you come in contact with.


MEN:

Men are good at lifting heavy shyte.

Makes one so very glad to be a woman, Anna. Thanks for sharing.
 
Mowich
#4
Quote: Originally Posted by BruceSmithView Post

HI Anna!!
This is just for fun. Don't take is seriously.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away?
BOY : Were you away?

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it?

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..

BOY : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
GIRL : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
BOY : I'm worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased by the doctor.
GIRL : Has she tried an apple?

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

GIRL : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

 
rufus
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AnnaG
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by BruceSmithView Post

HI Anna!!
This is just for fun. Don't take is seriously.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Did you miss me while I was away?
BOY : Were you away?

GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night?
BOY : What time was it?

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest..
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple..

BOY : Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an hour..
GIRL : Yes Darling, that was the happiest hour of my life...
BOY : I'm worried about my daughter. She keeps being chased by the doctor.
GIRL : Has she tried an apple?

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?

Wife : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
Husband : You tell a woman something, It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

GIRL : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do u think, Peter?
Peter : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Sam : I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Lily : So what do you do?
Sam : I close my eyes.

lol Those are cute. Thanks, Bruce.
 
AnnaG
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#7
Quote: Originally Posted by rufusView Post

Gawd, my sister looks aged. Gained a lot of weight, too. lol I am sure that Phil Collins wrote Invisible Touch after meeting my sis.

Quote:

She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She reaches in, she grabs right hold of your heart
She seems to have an invisible touch yeah
She takes control and slowly tears you apart

 
Mowich
#8
Hey Anna, maybe we're related! That pic is me to a T! roflmao
 
AnnaG
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Quote: Originally Posted by MowichView Post

Hey Anna, maybe we're related! That pic is me to a T! roflmao

lol I could think of worse people to be related to.
Really, though, Charlie is 3 years younger than me. She was the middle one. Youngest died in a car accident a long time ago. Anyway, she says there isn't much food value in men. The taste value varies. lol
 
Mowich
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Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaGView Post

lol I could think of worse people to be related to.
Really, though, Charlie is 3 years younger than me. She was the middle one. Youngest died in a car accident a long time ago. Anyway, she says there isn't much food value in men. The taste value varies. lol

Think I will stick with Bison

I have 5 younger sisters, Anna. Can't imagine what it would be like to lose one. Happy that you weren't left alone and that you have Charlie.
 
AnnaG
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Quote: Originally Posted by MowichView Post

Think I will stick with Bison

I have 5 younger sisters, Anna. Can't imagine what it would be like to lose one. Happy that you weren't left alone and that you have Charlie.

Thanks, Mowich. You never really get over it, but at least with time the loss isn't in your mind all the time.
6 girls. sheeesh I'm thinking by the time the hand-me-downs gets to the youngest, they're probably in fashion again. lol
 
Mowich
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Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaGView Post

Thanks, Mowich. You never really get over it, but at least with time the loss isn't in your mind all the time.
6 girls. sheeesh I'm thinking by the time the hand-me-downs gets to the youngest, they're probably in fashion again. lol

You know it, Anna. We were lucky girls though as Mum was a wonderful seamstress. Before she started buying patterns, she used to use newspaper and make her own patterns from ideas she found in magazines. There was nothing my Mum couldn't sew, or knit.
 
AnnaG
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Cool. I wish I could get near one of those critters without it reaching out to bite me with its one tooth. lol
 
Mowich
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Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaGView Post

Cool. I wish I could get near one of those critters without it reaching out to bite me with its one tooth. lol

I used to sew quite a bit when I was younger. One of the classes I took in high school was sewing. We had to pick a pattern four times a year, sew it, then model it for the rest of the school - could have done without the 'modeling' part.
 
AnnaG
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Quote: Originally Posted by MowichView Post

I used to sew quite a bit when I was younger. One of the classes I took in high school was sewing. We had to pick a pattern four times a year, sew it, then model it for the rest of the school - could have done without the 'modeling' part.

Should have picked guy's patterns then. I'm sure the school wouldn't have made you model them. lol
 
Mowich
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Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaGView Post

Should have picked guy's patterns then. I'm sure the school wouldn't have made you model them. lol

The nuns would never have gone for that!! lol
 

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