#1Dec 2nd, 2009
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considereda major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Announcement from Apple - New Device
The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considereda major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009
Then we should be able to remove the heads that men don't use and stick the store-bought boobs on top as a replacement so sometimes men can emit intelligent sounds, right? 
#3
Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaG
If not that, AnnaG, at least they might be more entertaining. LOL!Then we should be able to remove the heads that men don't use and stick the store-bought boobs on top as a replacement so sometimes men can emit intelligent sounds, right?
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009
Yup.
Gotta love em, though. They're so fun to torment.
Gotta love em, though. They're so fun to torment.
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaG
And, they make it soooo easy to do so. roflmao. Yup.
Gotta love em, though. They're so fun to torment.
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaG
Yup.
Gotta love em, though. They're so fun to torment.
Aw shucks, yew all was a-funnin' me on this one. I tried to find the new Apple offering on their website and it wasn't there! Now I see it wuz all big joke...shoot!
#7
Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009
There you go, AnnaG, perfect example of what we are talking about. Duh! roflmao!
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by Mowich
roflmao And he even had the added hint that it was the joke section. There you go, AnnaG, perfect example of what we are talking about. Duh! roflmao!
#9
Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaG
roflmao And he even had the added hint that it was the joke section.
Aw gee, shucks again...now I feels lak I'm-a bein' tormented! Yew ladies has just gotta' take sum pity on a poor ol' country boy and quit a-funnin' nice guyz like me so much. I spent a whole passel of my val-yew-bul time a-lookin' on that there Apple website for one o' them I-Tit things. Even tho I got a pritty good dial-up system here (we got phones out here a while back), I went back again fer a second look-see and now I KNOW yew're jokin' 'bout this thing. (Right?)
#10
Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009
I have a feeling this 'feller' might just be having us on, Anna. You think?
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by countryboy
Duh! Uh, what was your first clue, countryboy? Aw gee, shucks again...now I feels lak I'm-a bein' tormented! Yew ladies has just gotta' take sum pity on a poor ol' country boy and quit a-funnin' nice guyz like me so much. I spent a whole passel of my val-yew-bul time a-lookin' on that there Apple website for one o' them I-Tit things. Even tho I got a pritty good dial-up system here (we got phones out here a while back), I went back again fer a second look-see and now I KNOW yew're jokin' 'bout this thing. (Right?)
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by Mowich
Trying to anyway. I caught on when he first piped up. I have a feeling this 'feller' might just be having us on, Anna. You think?
It's hard to sneak up on a Injun. lol #13
Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009
Pee-ess: And who the heck is this "roflmao" guy? At furst, I was a-thinkin' he was sorta' like a Jurman/Chineze guy...like, "Rolf" and then "Mao" but I'm reely confuzed now. I was cummin' along pritty good with my Inglish (I am a Grayd 5 gradjeeate and it onlee took me 3 years to pass that there Grayd) but I still can't figger out who roflmao is. Please don't torment me...I jist wanna' know that one...thanks!
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by AnnaG
Anna, you just slay me! Trying to anyway. I caught on when he first piped up.
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by Mowich
Anna, you just slay me!
Aw shucks, what's wrong with a bit of levity in this frantic and busy world? Thanks for the fun ladies...as they say down at the local bakery, "it's been a slice!"
Signed, "Tormented"...ha, ha
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009
Oh, one other thing...I'm not up to speed on the latest Internet/Forum lingo and my question on "roflmao" is gen-yew-wine...what the heck does it mean?
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by countryboy
roflmao = rolling on the floor laughing my face off - I had to ask for a translation on that one too awhile ago, and AnnaG was kind enough to enlighten me. Am passing on the favor.Pee-ess: And who the heck is this "roflmao" guy? At furst, I was a-thinkin' he was sorta' like a Jurman/Chineze guy...like, "Rolf" and then "Mao" but I'm reely confuzed now. I was cummin' along pritty good with my Inglish (I am a Grayd 5 gradjeeate and it onlee took me 3 years to pass that there Grayd) but I still can't figger out who roflmao is. Please don't torment me...I jist wanna' know that one...thanks!
#18
Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by Mowich
roflmao = rolling on the floor laughing my face off - I had to ask for a translation on that one too awhile ago, and AnnaG was kind enough to enlighten me. Am passing on the favor.
Thank you Mowich. Thank you too, Anna. Now I'm ed-jee-kated even better! (Up to Grade 6 level, maybe...)
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009
For your further edification, countryboy, here's a list for your perusal. I know there are more but these are the ones I have figured out so far, some, as I mentioned with help from others.
IMO = In My Opinion
LMAO = Laugh My Arse Off
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
ROFLMAO = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
AFK = Away From Keys,
BRB = Be Right Back,
BTW = By The Way,
IOW = In Other Words
IMO = In My Opinion
LMAO = Laugh My Arse Off
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
ROFLMAO = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
AFK = Away From Keys,
BRB = Be Right Back,
BTW = By The Way,
IOW = In Other Words
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by countryboy
Thank you Mowich. Thank you too, Anna. Now I'm ed-jee-kated even better! (Up to Grade 6 level, maybe...)
Hey, wait a minute! The acronym is "roflmao"...you said "...face off", didn't you? I think you misspoke on that word before "off"...could it be "...laughing my ass off?"
Hate to be picky on details, but remember - I'm a-gittin' myself ed-jee-kated here!
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by Mowich
For your further edification, countryboy, here's a list for your perusal. I know there are more but these are the ones I have figured out so far, some, as I mentioned with help from others.
IMO = In My Opinion
LMAO = Laugh My Arse Off
IMHO = In My Humble Opinion
ROFLMAO = rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
AFK = Away From Keys,
BRB = Be Right Back,
BTW = By The Way,
IOW = In Other Words
Woo-doggie! That's an entire dictionary there! I'll have to print that one out. I'm soon going to be at Junior High level if this keeps up...thanks!
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by countryboy
My apologies, countryboy! You are absolutley right. I got it wrong the first time, but right in the list. Thanks for catching that.Hey, wait a minute! The acronym is "roflmao"...you said "...face off", didn't you? I think you misspoke on that word before "off"...could it be "...laughing my ass off?"
Hate to be picky on details, but remember - I'm a-gittin' myself ed-jee-kated here!
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by Mowich
You must have quite the face!roflmao = rolling on the floor laughing my face off -
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by TenPenny
I'm not saying anything. *giggles*You must have quite the face!
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by TenPenny
Yay, yah TP. You must have quite the face!
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by Mowich
Yay, yah TP.
Hey Mowich, did I start all that? Sorry! On the bright side, at least they're not commenting on the "correct" body part that you were supposed to tell me...wasn't it "laughing my ASS off" and you said "my FACE off?"
I think I'm getting in deeper...have a nice evening!
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by Mowich
I suppose you wanted to tell me to kiss your cheek...Yay, yah TP.
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Re: Announcement from Apple - New Device
Dec 2nd, 2009Quote: Originally Posted by countryboy
Nah, it is just part of the fun of posting in the forum. TenPenny is cool. Jump in with both feet why doncha?Hey Mowich, did I start all that? Sorry! On the bright side, at least they're not commenting on the "correct" body part that you were supposed to tell me...wasn't it "laughing my ASS off" and you said "my FACE off?"
I think I'm getting in deeper...have a nice evening!
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