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Liberalman
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#1Nov 28th, 2009
..In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
 
Cliffy
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Nov 28th, 2009
The British will use it to keep a stiff upper lip. They really never did get the point of sex.
 
karrie
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Nov 28th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

The British will use it to keep a stiff upper lip. They really never did get the point of sex.

lol... my friend's rig crew were sitting in a pub with a bunch of Brits in Scotland, waiting to fly home, and were talking about missing their wives, etc., when the Brits got up the nerve to pose a question to the boys.

"Is it true you Canadians have sex parties all the time? "

He laughed hysterically retelling it, because he was so shocked...

Every last Canadian, including him, just said "Yup", and kept on drinking, totally straight faced. lol.
 
AnnaG
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Nov 28th, 2009
lol That's cute, LM. Thanks.

I would have loved to have seen the Brits faces. lmao That's funny, Karrie.
 
Mowich
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Nov 29th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by LiberalmanView Post

..In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a...

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ROFLMAO!
 

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