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Mowich
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#1Nov 27th, 2009
SENIOR DRESS CODE
Many of us 'Old Folks' ( WAY over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young', we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.

Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Mini skirts and varicose veins
And, Most importantly


At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts





 
gerryh
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Nov 27th, 2009
Ok...this made me smile. lol
 
Cliffy
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Nov 27th, 2009
I was having trouble smiling and holding down my breakfast at the same time.
 
TenPenny
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Nov 27th, 2009
I'm not sure that my testicles will come out of hiding before January, after that.
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by gerryhView Post

Ok...this made me smile. lol

There you go, gerry, may not pay our bills but sure feels better than frowning.
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

I was having trouble smiling and holding down my breakfast at the same time.

Now, Cliffy, tell the truth didn't you want to reach out and pinch one of those little cheeks! ROLMFO!
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by TenPennyView Post

I'm not sure that my testicles will come out of hiding before January, after that.

Then I'll have to find something to help that lil' problem, TenPenny.

How about this.

 
TenPenny
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Nov 27th, 2009
 
AnnaG
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Nov 27th, 2009
I wonder how many people this lady is sitting on and if they can breathe.

 
ironsides
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Nov 27th, 2009
Why AARP sells insurance?

YouTube - Why AARP sells insurance

 
karrie
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Nov 27th, 2009
Okay, that first post... that is one LUCKY lady. That is a woman whose husband has convinced her she is THE hottest thing on two feet. Life doesn't get better than that.
 
JLM
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by MowichView Post

SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us 'Old Folks' ( WAY over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young', we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures

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How often would you spot those combos at Eagle Creek, besides maybe Saturday night?
 
Cannuck
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Nov 27th, 2009
I will never forgive mom for going out of the house with those shorts on.
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Actually, JLM, besides myself I don't know anyone around here who wears Daisy Duke shorts, no matter what the day is. ROLMFO.
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by CannuckView Post

I will never forgive mom for going out of the house with those shorts on.

Time to take your Dad aside for a wee chat, Canuck. lol
 
VanIsle
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by gerryhView Post

Ok...this made me smile. lol

Come on now. Admit you laughed out loud. Look at the guy. He's certainly looking down at something shocking! If you can see that butt hanging out what do you think could be happening from a frontal view????
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by VanIsleView Post

Come on now. Admit you laughed out loud. Look at the guy. He's certainly looking down at something shocking! If you can see that butt hanging out what do you think could be happening from a frontal view????

Oooh! Good one, VanIsle, never thought about the 'frontal view', yikes!
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

Okay, that first post... that is one LUCKY lady. That is a woman whose husband has convinced her she is THE hottest thing on two feet. Life doesn't get better than that.

Karrie, how do you know she even has a husband??? The poor schmuck in the photo looks as if he just might be struck dumb by the 'vision' he has happened upon. lol

Nice thought, all the same.
 
JLM
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by MowichView Post

Karrie, how do you know she even has a husband??? The poor schmuck in the photo looks as if he just might be struck dumb by the 'vision' he has happened upon. lol

Nice thought, all the same.

Well if she doesn't have a husband you can better she has a dozen boy friends, with another 50 guys standing in line.
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by JLMView Post

Well if she doesn't have a husband you can better she has a dozen boy friends, with another 50 guys standing in line.

That would not surprise me one bit, JLM. Good ole sex, it never goes out of style, neither does advertising.
 
Cliffy
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by MowichView Post

That would not surprise me one bit, JLM. Good ole sex, it never goes out of style, neither does advertising.

I don't know. It seems to have gone out of style with the over 50 crowd in this town.
 
Nuggler
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by TenPennyView Post


Hey, hot GF, TenPenny.

Yowsah Yowsah

How some men get so goddam lucky.
 
Nuggler
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

I don't know. It seems to have gone out of style with the over 50 crowd in this town.

Cliffy, you gotta stop quotin bible verses at em. Not too many wimmmin like that.

 
Nuggler
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by karrieView Post

Okay, that first post... that is one LUCKY lady. That is a woman whose husband has convinced her she is THE hottest thing on two feet. Life doesn't get better than that.



Ooooooooooooooh Jeebus, Karrie; you think that's her husband??

I mean she has cute blonde hair, obviously natural, , but, she appears to be a couple years older...............................not that there's anything wrong with that.

Last time I "danced" like that, there was a cop holding each elbow.

OOOOOOOOOOOO rock on.
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

I don't know. It seems to have gone out of style with the over 50 crowd in this town.

You might think about broadening your horizons, Cliffy. LOL
 
karrie
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by NugglerView Post

Ooooooooooooooh Jeebus, Karrie; you think that's her husband??

Nope, HE looks way to shocked to be her hubby. If you talked your wife into leaving the house in that, wouldn't you be following the view 'behind'? (ie., be the guy snapping adoring pics?)
 
Cliffy
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by MowichView Post

You might think about broadening your horizons, Cliffy. LOL

The mountains obscure the horizon.
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

The mountains obscure the horizon.

That's true, they do.

Do you think that is why people climb mountains?
 
Cliffy
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by MowichView Post

That's true, they do.

Do you think that is why people climb mountains?

Yup! I was once at the top of Kokanee glacier. I could see all the way to the coastal mountains. Between me and there was nothing but other mountain tops. It was like sitting on top of a sea of boobies. Way cool!
 
Mowich
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Nov 27th, 2009
Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Yup! I was once at the top of Kokanee glacier. I could see all the way to the coastal mountains. Between me and there was nothing but other mountain tops. It was like sitting on top of a sea of boobies. Way cool!

You remind me of me ex, Cliffy (which is a good thing). We spent over ten years climbing up and down mountains all over BC, Yukon, and Alaska while prospecting for various mineral exploration companies.

No matter where we went, David could always find the 'perfect boob'.

As a matter of fact, the hill that rises behind his house over at Hawkins Lake is almost a perfect boob itself.
 

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