#1Nov 7th, 2009
I went to a dinner party last night, where I and other guests enjoyed
copious amounts of alcohol.
I awoke this morning not feeling well, with what could be described as
flu-like symptoms; headache, nausea, chills, sore eyes, etc.
From the results of some initial testing, I have unfortunately tested
positive for what experts are now calling Wine Flu.
This debilitating condition is very serious - and it appears this is
not an isolated case.
Reports are flooding in from all around the country of others
diagnosed with Wine Flu. To anyone that starts to exhibit the
aforementioned tell-tale signs, experts are recommending a cup of tea
and a bit of a lie down.
However, should your condition worsen, you should immediately rent a
DVD and take some Advil (Advil seems to be the only drug available
that has been proven to help combat this unusual type of flu). Others
are reporting a McDonald's Happy Meal can also help in some cases. If
not, then further application of the original liquid, in similar
quantities to the original dose, has been shown to do the trick.
Wine Flu does not need to be life threatening and, if treated early,
can be eradicated within a 24-48 hour period.
NOTE
If you find you are complaining a lot, it may be that it has mutated
into Whine Flu. This is particularly common in men and can quickly
spread to their partners where the symptoms are detected as a serious
case of eye-rolling.
