Short Joke...

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come on baby

Sounds like he has a dickdo problem

Here are a couple of short jokes (I assume it will piss most women off).

How does a conservative woman tell the time?

From the clock on her cooking stove. (I read this one in Canada.com forum).

What is a microwave?

Liberal woman: Hairdo for midgets.

Just to piss off men...

When God created man....She was only joking!!!


Women are expected to do twice as much as men...fortunately that's not difficult!!

Rufus, I assume you are familiar with Murphy’s Law. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

But you may not be aware of Mrs. Murphy’s law. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong, and it is usually a man’s fault.

you have to do what you have to do i guess! haha