#1Apr 28th, 2008
> Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.
>
> The teacher said, 'Let's begin by reviewing some American History.
> Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?
>
> She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand
> up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.
>
> 'Very good!'
>
> Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People,
> shall not perish from the Earth?'
>
> Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar.
>
> 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.
>
>
> The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.
>
> Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about its history
> than you do.'
>
> She heard a loud whisper: 'F *ck the Indians,'
>
> 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up.
> 'General Custer, 1862.'
>
> At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'
>
> The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'
>
> Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,
> 1991.'
>
>
> Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? S*ck this!'
>
> Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
> teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'
>
>
> Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little sh*t. If you
> say anything else, I'll kill you.'
>
> Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael
> Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him- 2004.'
>
>
> The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the
> floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're f *cked!'
>
> And Chandrasekhar said quietly,
>
> I think it was George Bush, Iraq, 2007.'