An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing


sanctus
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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.
As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!" At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in midair, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you didn't believe in Me?" "Come on God, give me a break!" the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"


 
lieexpsr
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Very amusing sanctus. If it were me I would have called out, OH their god, their god. But of course it never happened because Nessie doesn't exist and neither does their god. It's in your mind and it's backed up with nothing but faith in sky fairies.
 
sanctus
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Quote: Originally Posted by lieexpsrView Post

Very amusing sanctus. If it were me I would have called out, OH their god, their god. But of course it never happened because Nessie doesn't exist and neither does their god. It's in your mind and it's backed up with nothing but faith in sky fairies.

It's a joke, your incorrect assumptions are not required or necessary to be amused.
 
gc
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That was pretty good
 
eh1eh
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Good one. That's what I would have said.
 
AmberEyes
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Well, I thought it was funny.
 
#juan
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lieexpsr

Why don't you show at least the respect you would want for yourself.
 
karrie
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Hehe, cute sanctus. Thanks for the chuckle.
 
darkbeaver
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I thought it was funny, big lizard eats sportfisher, hahahahahahhahha begs for life, gods gentle admonishment, all is forgiven, lizard built by god, fisherperson thinks again about god, god rotten prick who tortures innocent fisherperson, fisherperson renews faith, pays dues, extends contract with church and god, life goes on for fisherperson, life goes on for church, fisherperson wears out, fisherperson looses contract with god and expires, fisherpersons dependents assume continuation of contract based on DNAs previous performance, church saved again, fisherpeople work for gods church for eternity, whoops layoffs no fish, god negotiating new fish supply, lizard allowed to eat fisherpeople till study complete,
 
marygaspe
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This was cute!
 
marygaspe
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Quote: Originally Posted by lieexpsrView Post

Very amusing sanctus. If it were me I would have called out, OH their god, their god. But of course it never happened because Nessie doesn't exist and neither does their god. It's in your mind and it's backed up with nothing but faith in sky fairies.

Canadarocks was so correct about this bizarre need in some people to jump into any thread they can and use it as an excuse to attack a persons religious beliefs. Most childish.
 
talloola
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It was just a joke, (a cute joke), Lieexprs, just didn't get it, no sense of humour I guess.
It's fun to laugh at yourself sometimes.
Someone should start an "athiest" thread, and we all know who would be in there lickity-split.
All the religious people, and they would be welcome, makes for good conversation, we are
comfortable in our own skin, and nothing you say can hurt, maybe bewilder us a little, but
can't hurt, we are too happy to let that happen.
 
eh1eh
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Hey Sanctus, Do you thing these guys might be heading down the path to hell? LOL
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