#1Jul 24th, 2006
Okay, here's a joke that I distinctly recall from an episode of the A-Team. In this particular episode, John "Hannibol" Smith is captured by a bunch of thugs that are profitting from the trade of identities. While digging his own grave at gunpoint, John Smith relates the following joke to his captors:
A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender unsure of what to do, asks the bar owner what he should do. "There's a gorilla at the bar," he says, "and he wants a beer. What should I do?" The owner of the bar says, "Give him the beer and charge him $20. He'll think it's too much and leave."
So the bartender gives the gorilla the beer and charges him twenty bucks for it. Sure enough, the gorilla drinks the beer, and leaves.
The next day, the gorilla walks back into the bar and orders another beer. The bartender, remembering his instructions from the bar owner, serves the gorilla and charges him twenty dollars. The gorilla drinks the beer and leaves.
The next day, the gorilla once more walks into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the gorilla the beer, and says to him, "Ya know, we don't get many gorillas in here." The gorilla looks at the bartender and says, "Well no wonder, look at the prices you charge."
