World's most annoying things.


Blackleaf
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Blackleaf's most annoying things in the world.....ever. In no particular order.

1) Crazy Frog

2) The crunching sound that you can hear when people eat crunchy food

3) American tourists

4) Angry Frenchmen

5) George Bush

6) CD packaging

7) Britney Spears

8 ) Someone who constantly grinds their teeth as they sleep

9) Lumpy mattresses

10) Creaky floorboords

11) When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Duuuuhhh!

12) People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"

13) The law on sinking ships that says "Women and children first", meaning that a perfectly fit and healthy young woman gets onto the lifeboat whilst a frail, cripple elderly man has to stay onboard.

14) People who search all over the room for the TV remote control because they can't be bothered walking to the TV to switch the channel over manually

15) Rap music

16) Girl bands and boy bands

17) Wet dogs

1 Michael Jackson

19) The accents of the Southern States of the US

20) Baseball
 
Jay
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Quote: Originally Posted by Blackleaf

Blackleaf's most annoying things in the world.....ever. In no particular order.

1) Crazy Frog

This "crazy frog"?

 
dancinomad
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whoa! i was with you till rap music. i guess you haven't checked out the really good **** with lyrical depth and crafty sampling/production.

do you like retro stuff? there's this crazy funny canadian show on friday nights called 'getting along famously' check it out --

kinda fly and hilarious - nothing annoying about it.
 
Hank C
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Rap music has destroyed a whole crop of youngins.........there is nothing sillier than seeing a scrawny pasty white kid living in the suburbs acting like he is a gangster from Chicago.
 
Hank C
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Quote: Originally Posted by Hank C

Rap music has destroyed a whole crop of youngins.........there is nothing sillier than seeing a scrawny pasty white kid living in the suburbs acting like he is a gangster from Chicago.

it would seem even sillier if he had a european accent though :P
 
dancinomad
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Say what?!?!? Spoiled the yungins? You have to admit, whatever you think of Eminem's scrawniness, that the kid's got flow. He's been blessed with the rhymin' gift. cmon. you never bobbed your head to one single hip hop tune? what's up with the djs in alberta? hmmm . . .
 
Hank C
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Quote: Originally Posted by dancinomad

Say what?!?!? Spoiled the yungins? You have to admit, whatever you think of Eminem's scrawniness, that the kid's got flow. He's been blessed with the rhymin' gift. cmon. you never bobbed your head to one single hip hop tune? what's up with the djs in alberta? hmmm . . .

Im 39, white, and originally from Ohio..........does that answer your question
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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I like this idea, a pet peeve-a-thon of sorts. What is the crazy frog, or are you speaking generically of all frogs, with the assumption that they must be crazy, since they're frogs?
 
#juan
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Crazy Frog?

Is that some sort of nationality slur?..
 
Colpy
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Quote: Originally Posted by #juan

Crazy Frog?

Is that some sort of nationality slur?..

Nah, then the "crazy" part would be redundant.
 
Jay
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Colpy
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Here's mine:

1. Liberals (with a capital "L")

2. Gun controlers (see above)

3. People who, above all, want to be "safe" (see above)

4. Anyone that thinks ignorance is "cool".

5. Sports fanatics

6. Fitness fanatics

7. Fanatical animal lovers

8. The Politically Correct.

9. Anyone who tries to tell me what to do.

Just for a start, in no particular order.
 
Daz_Hockey
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My nan get's upset when she see's the crazy frog on TV, she reckon's he needs to cover himself up lol.

besides.....I completly disagree with the bit about the southern accent.....Go to sun studios in memphis....there's a girl that works there, Jennie (she wont mind me saying it...I hope) GOD DAMN that's the sexiest accent I've ever heard cor.....you cant honestly say it's annoying....that immoral!!! lol
 
Jay
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Quote: Originally Posted by Daz_Hockey


besides.....I completly disagree with the bit about the southern accent.....

The southern accent is just an older English accent anyways....
 
Colpy
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Quote: Originally Posted by Daz_Hockey

My nan get's upset when she see's the crazy frog on TV, she reckon's he needs to cover himself up lol.

besides.....I completly disagree with the bit about the southern accent.....Go to sun studios in memphis....there's a girl that works there, Jennie (she wont mind me saying it...I hope) GOD DAMN that's the sexiest accent I've ever heard cor.....you cant honestly say it's annoying....that immoral!!! lol

Yeah.

Our dispatch is in Texas, and one of the dispatcher's has the softest voice and sweet, Southern Belle accent.......I am charmed every time I speak with her. To top it off, her name is China.....makes you picture a little doll.

She probably weighs 350 pounds, lives in a trailer park, trains pit bulls as attack dogs for extra money and wrestles feral hogs for fun, but she sounds damned sweet.
 
Daz_Hockey
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nah no way.....


trust me...if anyone spoke like THAT in the UK I'd climb their leg like an excited dog lol.

I have a southern accent (a southern english accent) and it sounds like a cross between a farmer and long john silver.

nah I'm talking a very deep "Elvis" twang to it (not that I fancy in any way Elvis lol)
 
Jay
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Quote: Originally Posted by Daz_Hockey

nah no way.....

Well let me the first to inform you that they are old english accents....all of those accents are.
 
I think not
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1. Communists

2. People who talk really loud in quiet environments

3. People who dont talk loud enough in loud environments

4. Communists pretending to be Democratic Socialists

5. People that slow down at a green light

6. People who dont respond to posts but beg on for you to respond to theirs.

7. Communists disguised as rodents.

8. Pessimists

9. People with "proper" etiquette.

10. Communism isn't dead.

That's all I can think of for now.
 
Jay
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I didn't make it on your list? I guess I will have to step it up a bit.... :P
 
Daz_Hockey
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I think theyve changed a bit in a few years then Jay, but for what it's worth, here's my top 10:

1. Rupert Lowe - Hockey playing, upper-class toff who deserves a good kicking...oh sorry he's the chairman of Southampton Football Club

2. Chavs - Council Housed And Violent ppl, in UK Police code, basically low lifes who walk around with their tracksuit bottoms under their socks and wear brain-stoppingly tight caps, white ppl who live in places that would be referred to as a "project" in the US

3. People who take 2 seats on a bus - like the old ppl who sit on the outter chair and stick their bags on the one next to the window arghhhh

4. Cats - I 'ate cats, their only in it for themselves

5. Cockateils - Nice colours....loud mouths

6. George W. Bush - self explanitary

7. Celine Dion & the Titanic Movie - now I wouldnt mind an Anglo-canadian singing the tune, but Celine winds me up, plus I'm from southampton, and that AINT southampton in the film

8. people from portsmouth - they have a fondness for fish

9. the word "Soccer" - adj. aSOCCiation football thats where it comes from, cut it any way, it's football

10. Fanny, please that word sends me into hysterics

there you go for what it's worth
 
#juan
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people who drive five mph below the speed limit in the fast lane and refuse to pull over.
people who call to solicit money during dinner.

people who call to solicit money

people who call social democrats communists

People who have no etiquette.

Jay....since he asked

My wife telling me I made a mistake when I just made one.
 
tracy
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1. stupid people who think it is their purpose in life to enlighten me. You're a moron, stop trying to tell me I'm wrong!!! It particularly annoys me when they should know I know better than them like when someone from Alabama starts arguing with me about Canada (You can't pick your doctor in Canada type stuff...) or just this morning when someone told me there is never a reason partial birth abortion is necessary to save the life of a mother cause they can always just do a c-section (NOT true, and this was coming from a geriatrics nurse who probably last set foot in a delivery room back when dinosaurs still roamed the earth).

2. Traffic. Why can't everyone else get out of my way?
 
zoofer
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I have at least 375 annoyances that would rot your socks off. The worst 45 are listed below in order of botheration.

1. My memory is not as sharp as it once was.

2.
 
Haggis McBagpipe
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Quote: Originally Posted by tracy

stop trying to tell me I'm wrong!!!

You're wrong.



Okay, okay, okay, you're right. There's no way I'm going to mess with such a magnificent rant as yours.
 
tracy
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Quote: Originally Posted by Haggis McBagpipe

Quote: Originally Posted by tracy

stop trying to tell me I'm wrong!!!

You're wrong.



Okay, okay, okay, you're right. There's no way I'm going to mess with such a magnificent rant as yours.

You're lucky, I would have lost my mind!!! It just drives me nuts when it's about something I clearly know more about. Otherwise it doesn't bug me, but when someone says "Oh, Tracy's from Canada/a nurse so she'll know, let's ask her" and then they argue with my answer I just want to tell them to screw off. Why'd you ask me in the first place then? I was so mad the other night, I was a little rude to that woman with the abortion thing. "Really, ever had a patient with PIH? Do you even know what PIH is? That it results in HELLP syndrome? Do you know what the last two letters of HELLP stand for? Look it up, then tell me if that type of patient can always have a c-section" That was after someone was arguing with me about the whole "you can't pick your doctor in Canada" thing...
 
manda
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People telling me that I'm wrong when I already know that I am, and trying to make me feel bad because of it
 
rubi
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loooooooool
my favourite was the one when u search the room for the emote control coz it has just happened 2 me 2day and i didnt think i was silly untill i red this
thx good one
 
LittleRunningGag
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1) People who stick their heads in the sand and refuse to look at evidence put in front of them.

2) People who think that they are justified in taking away other peoples' freedom because of their religion.

3) Dave Rutherford

4) People who think that they have a right to social services. No you don't, we as a society decide to let you use them.

5) People who use their signal lights when they are turning but not while changing lanes when it really matters.

6) Customers. I hate them. I hate them. I hate them.

7) People who make noises when they chew.

8 ) Ignorance. (all the above fall under this category)

9) Cotton balls. They just feel creepy.
 
Sassylassie
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I just guessing here LRG that you don't like dealing with customers.

1. Rude and crumpy people, get a life or stop sucking on lemons.

2. Male sales men who think I don't know my way around a hardware store. I.E. Miss what do you want a tack cloth for, to slap you with arse hole.

3. At Sobeys the cashiers have to ask the customers "Did you find what you were looking for?", no Mam but I did leave my husband stuffed in the frozen food section. Is that okay.

4. You don't look like the rest of your family are you adopted (I'm the only non blue eyed member of my family) no I'm a butter box baby.

5. At Home Hardware: The seven foot tall sales man that asked me yesterday "Can I help you" as I scaled the shelves like Spidy Man. No I'm fine really I do this for exercise. Dah.
 
LittleRunningGag
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Its not all customers, just the one's that think that they own the world. I work in yuppy land in Calgary so you can imagine that there's a few of them.
 

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