#1Jan 25th, 2006
Dennis Miller said that the most serious problem that the US has is with immigration. He said that Bush was down with it, but it was getting totally out of control.
His suggestion was that the US should buy Mexico. He said, "Why not put a bid in?" That way we wouldn't have to worry about building a fence.
"Hell, he said, why not buy Canada too? The border in Guatemala is so small, we could put in a turnstile. And who would our northern border with Canada be with? Santa Claus? Somehow I don't think we would have a problem with him."
Uncle
