The Difference between Guts and Balls.

Guts:
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls:
Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, and having the balls to slap your wife on the ass and say,
"You're next!"

Those are baaaaaad!

Know what the difference is between a brown noser and a **** head?






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