Thats just gross!

mrmom2
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During an hours swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 litre of urine.In a average day your hands will come into contact with 15 penises(touching door handles etc)Remote controls in hotels are the worst!An average persons yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs. In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects-while you slept.Annualy, you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masterbated and failed to wash there hands.Daily you will breath in 1 litre of other peoples anal gasses. YOU HAVE A NICE DAY NOW!
 
NickFun
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I doubt the veracity of these figures. Most of the doorknobs I handle never come in direct contact with the penis. Nearly once a month I shake hands with someone who masturbated and didn't wash his hands? I don't think so. 1/2 liter is a good deal of urine. You would have to drink the pool water - and lots of it - to do that!
 
mrmom2
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Nick it was 1/12 of a litre not 1/2 lighten up did you not see what forum this was posted in?As far as the figures go iIjust got this from a friend in the states .I will get in touch with him and find out where he got them from
 
Rick van Opbergen
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1 liter of anal gasses, eh? (...)
 
peapod
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Man what a sick bunch you are
 
Rick van Opbergen
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Just want to say ... 1 liter ... wow ...
 
Munkustrap
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At least it's natural gas...
 
NickFun
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Quote: Originally Posted by mrmom2

Nick it was 1/12 of a litre not 1/2 lighten up did you not see what forum this was posted in?As far as the figures go iIjust got this from a friend in the states .I will get in touch with him and find out where he got them from

Even 1/12 litr is a good deal of urine. That's over a whole piss!
 
Kaiser Mattanthas
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It is not direct contact - it is, rather, the philisophical perspective. That hand touched a member sometime within the last...oh, say, minute. The 30 second rule don't apply here.

Also, we've drunk, eaten, inhaled and otherwise injested every fluid, solid and/or gas everybody on this planet has ever produced from the beginning of time.

Gotta love the great circle of life, eh?
 
peapod
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Well I did, until I read your post. :P
 
LadyC
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Quote: Originally Posted by NickFun

Even 1/12 litr is a good deal of urine. That's over a whole piss!

That's only about 1/3 of a cup. Hardly worth the trip to the bathroom.
 
Rick van Opbergen
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Quote: Originally Posted by LadyC

Quote: Originally Posted by NickFun

Even 1/12 litr is a good deal of urine. That's over a whole piss!

That's only about 1/3 of a cup. Hardly worth the trip to the bathroom.

Are you insinuating something here, LadyC?
 

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