Canada Sucks

Spiderman and Mr. T hate Canada, see for yourself!

Also Peter Griffin thinks Canada sucks!
http://www.evilmonkey.tv/downloads/canadasucks.gif

And a country with Greenday as their biggest band sucks ass, and Greenday reminds me of this:


And Butthead ****s on you!

And everyone in Canada looks like this:
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That's a big head!

This is Canada's idea of a hooker!
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And Canada's premiere cartoon:
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You people even frig animals:
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yes I know...thats why I propelled it over here to the joke section, I did not even have to use rocket fuel either...sent it by dog sled :P

If it keeps sucking at this rate it may catch up to the US!

Green Day isn't Canadian.. They are from Berkeley, California. What an idiot.

i am canadian and i think the beaver could take the bald eagle

Green Days top song (in the US!)
"Don't wanna be an American idiot....
Daa da da da da da ta da da"...forget the rest of the words.

Don't want a nation that under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind**** America.
Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you.

Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia.

there's the rest of the song. That Billy Joe Armstrong is sooooo funny.

Isn't he though? I really never expected him to sing anything political, then all of a sudden...

I bet the Bald Eagle has eaten a few beavers in his day.

I'll bet this was the work of Eaglesmack and his neo-con cohorts...

Do you mean the imported bald eagles from canada smack.You don't have to many left .Got to come here hat in hand to get some of your national birds .

Yeah, Twila, that sounds like it!
Did you remember that from your head?
Hey ****face, maybe thats what has been killin those eagles out west-feral beavers!

How come canadians are so funny

You gotta watch out for those west-feral beavers. Nothing like the domestic beaver. That's for sure.

Eagles can lift 4lbs. That's the dive and catch weight.

A beaver can weigh anywhere from 30-70lbs.

A beaver has teeth designed for chewing through Oak.

Man is the only creature that will fight only because it can and for no other reason.So. That being what it is. Eagle will not/ would not/ cannot take a beaver.


Is it time for recess yet?

How did Osama become Canadian? It's the US his family lives in after all...

Wolf

Americans area all bastards and theyre full of arrogant ****
all i have got to say to the americans is **** YOU ASSHOLES!!! at least Canada doesnt invade any country without proof and then do hate crimes and torture against a religion and call the victims "terrorists" even though all they did is steal a car (not even american car)

-- and all that is true -- the Abu Ghraib **** that happened in Iraq

PS - I registered and created a account just for this message

Ben,

You are a friggen moron, and a cancer unto the world.

Except for Somalia...

eaglesmack - sorry about the War of 1812 - nothin' personal, okay?

I think Eagles off spring breaking with his college buddys.

Québec RULZ!!! Love y'all. -xxxxxxxxx- Je m'aime aussi...

Love you all! -xxxxxxxx- PS: Québec Rulz. lol