Rev will back me on this one.

Ten Things You Don't Say To Your Wife, During An Argument



- Don't you have some laundry to do or something?

- Ohhh, you're so cute when you get all pissed off.

- You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.

- Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?

- You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

- Sorry - I was just picturing you naked.

- Whoa, time out - The Game is on.

- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of witch flakes this morning!

- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?

- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.

I'll back you on most of those Ten Packs ... but will deny it if asked!

I've actually said worse things than that on occassion, Ten Packs. It's never a good idea...you end up having to say, "Yes dear," to everything for days.