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10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

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Col Man
#1Jan 24th, 2005
1. It beats being an American
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge ****-off shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
 
Col Man
#2

10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
1. It beats being an American
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge ****-off shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
 
Col Man
#3

10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
1. It beats being an American
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge ****-off shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
 
peapod
#4

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
We do not kill grizzy bears, thats for rich hunters. You know the kind, no balls, just big guns. And they like to call it sport.
 
peapod
#5

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
We do not kill grizzy bears, thats for rich hunters. You know the kind, no balls, just big guns. And they like to call it sport.
 
peapod
#6

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
We do not kill grizzy bears, thats for rich hunters. You know the kind, no balls, just big guns. And they like to call it sport.
 
peapod
#7

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
We do not kill grizzy bears, thats for rich hunters. You know the kind, no balls, just big guns.
 
peapod
#8

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
We do not kill grizzy bears, thats for rich hunters. You know the kind, no balls, just big guns.
 
peapod
#9

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
We do not kill grizzy bears, thats for rich hunters. You know the kind, no balls, just big guns.
 
Twila
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#10

RE: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
Quote:

You know the kind, no balls, just big guns.

It was mentioned in another thread about GM salmon and lazer eyes. Maybe we could GM the bears to have lazer beam eyes and then send out the hunters, with little.22's? cause that sure make more sports like to me!
 
Twila
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#11

RE: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
Quote:

You know the kind, no balls, just big guns.

It was mentioned in another thread about GM salmon and lazer eyes. Maybe we could GM the bears to have lazer beam eyes and then send out the hunters, with little.22's? cause that sure make more sports like to me!
 
Twila
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#12

RE: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 24th, 2005
Quote:

You know the kind, no balls, just big guns.

It was mentioned in another thread about GM salmon and lazer eyes. Maybe we could GM the bears to have lazer beam eyes and then send out the hunters, with little.22's? cause that sure make more sports like to me!
 
Giraldi_Theirrey
#13

RE: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR B

Jan 25th, 2005
You are truly a good friend col man. Because you know why?? list# 4 and list#8 are 2 VERY GOOD good reasons for NOT being Canadian. Finally I am starting to get some LISTENERS here. So Col Man, are you still in one piece and out of Canada??
 
Giraldi_Theirrey
#14

RE: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR B

Jan 25th, 2005
You are truly a good friend col man. Because you know why?? list# 4 and list#8 are 2 VERY GOOD good reasons for NOT being Canadian. Finally I am starting to get some LISTENERS here. So Col Man, are you still in one piece and out of Canada??
 
Giraldi_Theirrey
#15

RE: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR B

Jan 25th, 2005
You are truly a good friend col man. Because you know why?? list# 4 and list#8 are 2 VERY GOOD good reasons for NOT being Canadian. Finally I am starting to get some LISTENERS here. So Col Man, are you still in one piece and out of Canada??
 
Col Man
#16

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
well a sense of humour is always the best defence against the darkness and these dark times
ill be in argentina shortly so im going to be pretty far away from canada for the moment but i am coming to canada for 3 months in 2006 but ill make sure its the 3 months where the sun actually shines..
it could be worse anyway you could live in england...
 
Col Man
#17

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
well a sense of humour is always the best defence against the darkness and these dark times
ill be in argentina shortly so im going to be pretty far away from canada for the moment but i am coming to canada for 3 months in 2006 but ill make sure its the 3 months where the sun actually shines..
it could be worse anyway you could live in england...
 
Col Man
#18

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
well a sense of humour is always the best defence against the darkness and these dark times
ill be in argentina shortly so im going to be pretty far away from canada for the moment but i am coming to canada for 3 months in 2006 but ill make sure its the 3 months where the sun actually shines..
it could be worse anyway you could live in england...
 
missile
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#19

RE: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
Nos.2,4, and 10 are excellent choices,and if I remember my history,we burned down the White House while we were there. I wonder if George knows about this and "bears' a grudge?
 
missile
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#20

RE: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
Nos.2,4, and 10 are excellent choices,and if I remember my history,we burned down the White House while we were there. I wonder if George knows about this and "bears' a grudge?
 
missile
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#21

RE: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
Nos.2,4, and 10 are excellent choices,and if I remember my history,we burned down the White House while we were there. I wonder if George knows about this and "bears' a grudge?
 
Detroit
#22

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
Quote: Originally Posted by Col Man

1. It beats being an American
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge *censored*-off shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

I hope you don't represent most Canadians. Why are you so happy that you invaded America way way back in the day?

You can ride in a canoe for 1000miles, big deal.

Please tell me you have better reasobs for being anadian. I think the best reason for being Canadian is being born in Canada I know you like your country but you don't always have to trash America.
 
Detroit
#23

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
Quote: Originally Posted by Col Man

1. It beats being an American
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge *censored*-off shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

I hope you don't represent most Canadians. Why are you so happy that you invaded America way way back in the day?

You can ride in a canoe for 1000miles, big deal.

Please tell me you have better reasobs for being anadian. I think the best reason for being Canadian is being born in Canada I know you like your country but you don't always have to trash America.
 
Detroit
#24

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
Quote: Originally Posted by Col Man

1. It beats being an American
2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, outdoors
4. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?
6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise
7. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground
8. Kill Grizzly bears with huge *censored*-off shotguns and cover your house in their skins
9. Own-an-Eskimo scheme
10. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground

I hope you don't represent most Canadians. Why are you so happy that you invaded America way way back in the day?

You can ride in a canoe for 1000miles, big deal.

Please tell me you have better reasobs for being anadian. I think the best reason for being Canadian is being born in Canada I know you like your country but you don't always have to trash America.
 
Jay
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#25

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
Quote: Originally Posted by Detroit

I hope you don't represent most Canadians. Why are you so happy that you invaded America way way back in the day.




We didn't invade America, she declared war on us and we repelled the attack, then we returned land we won back to the Americans.

It must be mentioned we could not have done this without the aid of North American Indians.
 
Jay
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#26

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
Quote: Originally Posted by Detroit

I hope you don't represent most Canadians. Why are you so happy that you invaded America way way back in the day.




We didn't invade America, she declared war on us and we repelled the attack, then we returned land we won back to the Americans.

It must be mentioned we could not have done this without the aid of North American Indians.
 
Jay
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#27

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
Quote: Originally Posted by Detroit

I hope you don't represent most Canadians. Why are you so happy that you invaded America way way back in the day.




We didn't invade America, she declared war on us and we repelled the attack, then we returned land we won back to the Americans.

It must be mentioned we could not have done this without the aid of North American Indians.
 
peapod
#28

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
As you can see comrade Giraldi, ARISE! Col man has returned uneaten, after leaving to have lunch in a canadian restaurant. We canadians are known for our compassion we just don't eat anybody that comes along. MARCH ON!
 
peapod
#29

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
As you can see comrade Giraldi, ARISE! Col man has returned uneaten, after leaving to have lunch in a canadian restaurant. We canadians are known for our compassion we just don't eat anybody that comes along. MARCH ON!
 
peapod
#30

Re: 10 GOOD REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN

Jan 26th, 2005
As you can see comrade Giraldi, ARISE! Col man has returned uneaten, after leaving to have lunch in a canadian restaurant. We canadians are known for our compassion we just don't eat anybody that comes along. MARCH ON!
 

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