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peapod
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You might be from BC If.....

YOU MIGHT BE FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA, IF:

1. You know the provincial flower is actually mildew.
2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
3. You use the statement "sunny break" and know what it means.
4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.
8. You consider that if it has no snow, it is not a real mountain.
9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Blendz, and Tim Horton's.
10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
11. You know how to pronounce Squamish, Osoyoos & Nanaimo.
12.You consider swimming an indoor sport.
13.. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean and Thai food.
14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark while only working eight-hour days.
15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
17. You get excited when the next day's forecast is "showers with sunny breaks".
18. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
19. You know that Dawson Creek is a town, not a TV show.
20. You can point to at least two ski mountains, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
21. You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
22. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 5, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
23. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 10, but keep the socks on.
24. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
25. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
26. You recognize the background shots in your favourite movies & TV shows.
27. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time.
28. You measure distance in hours.
29. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in your car in the same day.
30. You use a down comforter in the summer.
31. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
32. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
33. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer) & Raining Again (Fall).
peapod
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  #2
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You might be from BC If.....

YOU MIGHT BE FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA, IF:

1. You know the provincial flower is actually mildew.
2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
3. You use the statement "sunny break" and know what it means.
4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.
8. You consider that if it has no snow, it is not a real mountain.
9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Blendz, and Tim Horton's.
10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
11. You know how to pronounce Squamish, Osoyoos & Nanaimo.
12.You consider swimming an indoor sport.
13.. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean and Thai food.
14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark while only working eight-hour days.
15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
17. You get excited when the next day's forecast is "showers with sunny breaks".
18. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
19. You know that Dawson Creek is a town, not a TV show.
20. You can point to at least two ski mountains, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
21. You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
22. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 5, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
23. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 10, but keep the socks on.
24. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
25. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
26. You recognize the background shots in your favourite movies & TV shows.
27. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time.
28. You measure distance in hours.
29. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in your car in the same day.
30. You use a down comforter in the summer.
31. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
32. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
33. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer) & Raining Again (Fall).
peapod
Hall of Fame Member
  #3
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You might be from BC If.....

YOU MIGHT BE FROM BRITISH COLUMBIA, IF:

1. You know the provincial flower is actually mildew.
2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
3. You use the statement "sunny break" and know what it means.
4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.
5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.
6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.
8. You consider that if it has no snow, it is not a real mountain.
9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Blendz, and Tim Horton's.
10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
11. You know how to pronounce Squamish, Osoyoos & Nanaimo.
12.You consider swimming an indoor sport.
13.. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean and Thai food.
14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark while only working eight-hour days.
15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.
16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."
17. You get excited when the next day's forecast is "showers with sunny breaks".
18. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
19. You know that Dawson Creek is a town, not a TV show.
20. You can point to at least two ski mountains, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.
21. You notice "the mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.
22. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 5, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.
23. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 10, but keep the socks on.
24. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
25. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
26. You recognize the background shots in your favourite movies & TV shows.
27. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time.
28. You measure distance in hours.
29. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in your car in the same day.
30. You use a down comforter in the summer.
31. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.
32. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
33. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer) & Raining Again (Fall).
galianomama
Council Member
  #4
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

That maybe true on the mainland, but here on the big island we have our own way of looking at things:

You may be from Vancouver Island, B.C. if:

1. your only shoes are open toed
2. your only socks are thick wool ones
3. you think a winter coat is a heavy sweater
4. lunch break is at least an hour
5. coffee break is at least an hour
6. you have water ‘police’ as neighbours
7. you wear shorts year round
8. your main food group is green
9. you know the difference between vegans and vegetarians
10. you can taste the difference in the bud
galianomama
Council Member
  #5
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

That maybe true on the mainland, but here on the big island we have our own way of looking at things:

You may be from Vancouver Island, B.C. if:

1. your only shoes are open toed
2. your only socks are thick wool ones
3. you think a winter coat is a heavy sweater
4. lunch break is at least an hour
5. coffee break is at least an hour
6. you have water ‘police’ as neighbours
7. you wear shorts year round
8. your main food group is green
9. you know the difference between vegans and vegetarians
10. you can taste the difference in the bud
galianomama
Council Member
  #6
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

That maybe true on the mainland, but here on the big island we have our own way of looking at things:

You may be from Vancouver Island, B.C. if:

1. your only shoes are open toed
2. your only socks are thick wool ones
3. you think a winter coat is a heavy sweater
4. lunch break is at least an hour
5. coffee break is at least an hour
6. you have water ‘police’ as neighbours
7. you wear shorts year round
8. your main food group is green
9. you know the difference between vegans and vegetarians
10. you can taste the difference in the bud
peapod
Hall of Fame Member
  #7
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

you forgot gumboots are essential

On the big island....ha ha ha ha...bookum mama
peapod
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

you forgot gumboots are essential

On the big island....ha ha ha ha...bookum mama
peapod
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  #9
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

you forgot gumboots are essential

On the big island....ha ha ha ha...bookum mama
galianomama
Council Member
  #10
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

yeah, it's hilarious when you go the gulfies, 'cause everyone talks about vancouver island as the 'big island'.....what can i say, i love it!
galianomama
Council Member
  #11
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

yeah, it's hilarious when you go the gulfies, 'cause everyone talks about vancouver island as the 'big island'.....what can i say, i love it!
galianomama
Council Member
  #12
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

yeah, it's hilarious when you go the gulfies, 'cause everyone talks about vancouver island as the 'big island'.....what can i say, i love it!
peapod
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  #13
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

Well I did see a car not long ago that had licence plates that said Wo Fat
peapod
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  #14
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

Well I did see a car not long ago that had licence plates that said Wo Fat
peapod
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  #15
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

Well I did see a car not long ago that had licence plates that said Wo Fat
galianomama
Council Member
  #16
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

i don't get it......
galianomama
Council Member
  #17
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

i don't get it......
galianomama
Council Member
  #18
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

i don't get it......
peapod
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

hawaii 5 O, remember bookem dano...woo fat...the bad guy
peapod
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  #20
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Re: You might be from BC If.....

hawaii 5 O, remember bookem dano...woo fat...the bad guy
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