#1Dec 23rd, 2004
Dear Santa
I have been especially good this year don't you think. I know there was the time my mother walked into my room and found me with her body massager between my legs. I swear it was sitting on the bed and turned itself on when I accidentally sat on it. You might also remember the time I put the cat in the microwave oven, she was wet and cold I thought it might dry and warm her. Wow didn't her eyes bulge though. She's ok now she just climbs the drapes when she heres beeping noises.
Im also hoping you will over look the time I filled the dog's water bowl with a bottle of dad's whisky. Dad was furious when he got back from the vetinary surgery, my brother is still grounded. Do you think the time I kicked Johnny Wilson in the balls will affect my presents this year? He deserved it you know, he said he was going to do me in the pooper. That didn't sound very nice and im sure it had something to do with my bottom.
Boys are just nasty Santa but they give me they're lunch money if I do handstands for them. I know they just want to see my panties so I take them off before I do it. I don't know where they get all this money from but they all come to school with more and more money and even though they don't see my panties they still want me to do hand stands for them. That's kinda weird huh.
Last night I heard dad ask mom if Santa was getting a blowjob this year, she said you were if you bought her a good present. Dad said you got her an orgasmatron clitoral stimulator, that seemed to make her happy so I hope you enjoy your blowjob. When im bigger and know what a blowjob is ill give you one too. Do you think she will let me play with her present?
Santa I have really tried to be good this year and if I get lots of presents Christmas day ill be even better next year. I promise I wont put spiders in my brother's bed or make the cat pee on his pillow ever again. So in closing Santa if I don't get a CD Walkman this year you can go **** yourself.
Ill tell dad where you put your hand when I sat on your lap this year and I wont hold that flesh coloured candy cane you keep in your pants ever again.
Signed
Mary
