The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s.

#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for
when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he
will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a
backup.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of
ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look
fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you
use it.

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun. (handy )

I love the number one. Can we buy a silencer for the real thing?

Sure you can, lol, its weight is expressed in carats.

Also,you never have to call your handgun to let it know where you are.

And that's supposed to silence a woman? But I like the sound of a woman anyways.

That's a good thing...

Now we need a man joke like that! I like your avatar, EternalSunshine, cute

Thanks.