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peapod

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Dec 10th, 2004

Two irishmen get a job in a sawmill and just before morning tea Paddy yells out, "Mick, Meck, I cut me focken finger off !"

"Well how in the hell did you go an do that then Paddy?" enquires Mick.

And Paddy says... "I just touched this big round spinnin thing and FOCK THERE GOES ANOTHER ONE

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sj007

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Dec 10th, 2004

lol good one ill get some kerryman jokes up

Twila

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Dec 10th, 2004

Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign saying, "Tree Fellers wanted". One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame paddy isn't here. We could have gotten the job".

Why did God invent whiskey?
So the Irish would never rule the world

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sj007

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Dec 10th, 2004

lol im gonna get my joke book now