Vaseline

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.

I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

God we have dirty minds....

eh? you only speak for yourself right

well, yeah, maybe. not sure. I was just reading and I expected something else. Well, I am.... speechless.... a bit red in the face peapod.

So vaseline on a door knob makes your face go red

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. - A Virginia man admitted Monday to smearing 14 jars of petroleum jelly all over an upstate New York motel room.

Robert F. Chamberlain, 45, of McLean, gave no reason for his actions when he appeared in court to plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief.

A Broome County judge sentenced Chamberlain to three years of probation and ordered him to pay $3,886 in damages to the Motel 6 in Chenango.

Authorities said Chamberlain coated every object of the motel room with petroleum jelly in May. A cleaning crew discovered the mess after he checked out, and he was arrested at another motel covered in the greasy stuff.

Chamberlain declined comment after the proceedings.

You are a smart ass. Of course not. I use it all the time. on the wheels of the bed.

They nust've had a really squeeqy door.

The revelations being revealed around here are mind blowing...like I am a smart ass and you are of arab descent. Who would have thought

You are still thinking about my Arabic backgroung, aren't you? Amazing.

Well ya, it came as a real surprise, thats all. Maybe I should get yassar my iran grocer to come on line and speak to you.

I don't speak Iranian. He is Persian, I am Arabian. He speks Farsi and I speak Arabic. But I bet you we both use vasaline.

Good one Calm. We'll send it to Bush for Christmas. Bin Laden might Arse with him.

lol i have a good illusion that supposedly tests dirty mindsbut the picture is at home ill publish it when i get home 4 yall

i see dolphins in thsi pict how bout u ?
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