#1Nov 21st, 2004
A wife wakes up of the middle of the night to find her husband missing from bed. Checking around the house, she hears sounds from the basement. After turning on the light and descending the stairs, she finds her husband curled up into a little ball, sobbing.
"Honey, what’s wrong?" she asks, worried about what could hurt him so much.
"Remember, 20 years ago, I got you pregnant, and your father threatened me to marry you or to go to jail?"
"Yes, of course," she replies.
"Well, I would have been released tonight.
