Possibly Politically Incorrect Jokes: Da Best Kine

A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class.
The man sneezes, pulls out his penis and wipes the tip off. The woman
can't believe what she just saw and decides she is hallucinating.

A few minutes pass. The man sneezes again. He pulls out his penis
and wipes the tip off. The woman is about to go nuts. She can't
believe that such a rude person exists.

A few more minutes pass. The man sneezes yet again. He takes his
penis out and wipes the tip off.

The woman has finally had enough. She turns to the man and says,
"Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've removed your
penis from your pants to wipe it off! What kind of degenerate are
you?"

The man replies, "I am sorry to have disturbed you, ma'am. I have a
very rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The woman, now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you
taking for it?"

The man looks at her and says, "Pepper."

Another joke I've heard and love...Thanks for the smile.

Here 's another of my favourite politically-incorrect jokes:

I received a terrible telephone call the other night. It was my friend and he was very upset. He got home from work a bit late on Friday and found his wife’s bags packed.

He asked, “Where are you going??”

She replied in a harsh voice, “I’m leaving you!”

He begged, “Why?”

She fired back, “Because you’re a pedophile!”

He laughed and said, “Ooooh, big words for an eight year old!”

And yet, I am laughing.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Six. One to change the lightbulb, and five to write books about it.