Too Good not to share.......

And Then:
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife – she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over ............ women like that are hard to find."

From wifey's folder of hahas:



Woman A says to Woman B: "is there any insanity in your family?"
B replies: "Yes, my husband thinks he's the boss".

"Men go fishing because it's the only time they get to hear, 'WOW! That's a big one'."

Is homicide still a crime? lol

I promised "until death do us part".

A few years later I wondered if me inflicting it could be a loophole....

Apple's Siri in Scotland: