The wailing wall

Cliffy
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A woman CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.

So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.

She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."
"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."
"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."
"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."

"That’s beautiful - and - How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fuking wall."
 
darkbeaver
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God would get a laugh outta that Cliffy, pious idiots will have your nuts though.
 
lone wolf
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Consider this a thumbs-up!
 
Goober
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Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaverView Post

God would get a laugh outta that Cliffy, pious idiots will have your nuts though.

Just speaking with him and he told me he laughed so hard he farted. For Maritimers it is always a local call. The rest of you long distance charges apply.
 
EagleSmack
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I laughed. Good one Cliff.
 
DaSleeper
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Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaverView Post

God would get a laugh outta that Cliffy, pious idiots will have your nuts though.

Why???....We accept nigger jokes in this forum too.....don't we???????
 
L Gilbert
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lol Yep.
 
SLM
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Good one Cliffy. Very lol.
 
darkbeaver
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Quote: Originally Posted by DaSleeperView Post

Why???....We accept nigger jokes in this forum too.....don't we???????

I'm not sure. You may consult the rules.

Quote: Originally Posted by GooberView Post

Just speaking with him and he told me he laughed so hard he farted. For Maritimers it is always a local call. The rest of you long distance charges apply.

You mean God farted perfectly, probably a rainbow of heavenly scented exotic gases we can only dream of emulating, if we would only obey the gospels.
 
DaSleeper
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You don't remember the Blackface Costume controversy here last halloween?????
 

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