MacKay axes tender for 20,000 stress balls


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MacKay axes tender for 20,000 stress balls

OTTAWA — As quickly as a federal government tender for thousands of stress balls surfaced Friday, Defence Minister Peter MacKay ordered a stop to the process.

A tender call was issued that wanted 20,000 stress balls delivered as "promotional items" for the Department of National Defence. The balls, which had to be orange, were to be delivered by the end of March.

Friday evening, however, a spokesman for MacKay said the process was essentially stopped in its tracks, as it was not "judicious use" of public funds.

"As soon as Minister MacKay was made aware of this contract, he instructed officials to immediately cancel this unnecessary expense of taxpayer money," Jay Paxton wrote in an email.

The original intention, however, of the stress balls — a common desk ornament for those trying to avoid repetitive stress injuries — is not clear.

In addition to being found on desks and office cubicles, the products are also featured heavily at trade shows and other functions.

Like many other federal departments, DND is being asked to cut back budgets to keep federal finances above water.

Gregory Thomas, federal director of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation said Friday that he can only speculate as to the purpose of that many stress balls being ordered by government.

"I think there's 166 members of the Conservative caucus, so maybe they're planning on having the stress balls wear out after one day and they're planning on having 120 days of discussions on their pensions," Thomas said Friday.

"We naturally frown on these kinds of goofy things."
 
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You're wasting bandwidth on this?... Really?

Your political partisanship knows no bounds.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

You're wasting bandwidth on this?... Really?

Your political partisanship knows no bounds.

I can't post humourous articles?

Does everything have to be serious for you?
 
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I had no idea that was your intention.

With that in mind, please do carry-on with the hilarity.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

I had no idea that was your intention.

With that in mind, please do carry-on with the hilarity.

Here.. have a stress ball..

 
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That's not funny MF.. I was under the impression that this thread was intended for comedic relief.

Try again.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

That's not funny MF.. I was under the impression that this thread was intended for comedic relief.

Try again.

Fuzzy is under the impression that to be in disagreement with him, is to be apoplectic.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by captain morganView Post

That's not funny MF.. I was under the impression that this thread was intended for comedic relief.

Try again.

I thought it was hilarious, myself.

Anyway, 20,000 orange stress balls is pretty damn funny.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by CDNBearView Post

Fuzzy is under the impression that to be in disagreement with him, is to be apoplectic.


Ahhhh... Okay, I get it now.

That IS funny!
 
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roflmao
 
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MF could you out line what part of the Op was written by you and what was pasted? Maybe insert a dotted line .................................................. ............... Or use the quote function.
 
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Wassa matta yoo guys? It's in the fun and jokes section. Not had enough coffee yet? Or is it just that anything said against Lego Man and his cronies is a personal insult?
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by Retired_Can_SoldierView Post

MF could you out line what part of the Op was written by you and what was pasted? Maybe insert a dotted line .................................................. ............... Or use the quote function.

Oh, be careful RCS, I made a similar comment about a poster a month or two ago, and was told that 'everyone' knows he posts an article, and makes a comment at the bottom, so I wasn't allowed to disagree with his style. I can't even remember who it was, there are several who post articles and quotes and make them look like they wrote them.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

It's in the fun and jokes section.

Where all ideologues should post their OP's. Especially Fuzzy.

Quote:

Or is it just that anything said against Lego Man and his cronies is a personal insult?

Nah, I just like poking ideologues in their virtual eye.

At least he posted in appropriate sub forum this time.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post

Wassa matta yoo guys? It's in the fun and jokes section. Not had enough coffee yet? Or is it just that anything said against Lego Man and his cronies is a personal insult?

I suppose that the placement of this thread in the Fun & Jokes section suggests that the offering would have any basis in humour to begin with.

.... It doesn't
 
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We could venture that, now that he's married, dear Peter believes he won't need the stress balls.
 
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We could venture that, now that he's married, dear Peter believes he won't need the stress balls.


The dead give-away to that would be if he ordered the color blue... To bad that the Cons use that color.
 
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A San Franciscan was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"




Because ... She Replied ..... "I Really Miss Mine"
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by CliffyView Post


A San Franciscan was lying in bed with his new girlfriend.

After having great sex ... She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do.

As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"




Because ... She Replied ..... "I Really Miss Mine"



 
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It is just a coincidence that it was sent to me in a blue font.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by TenPennyView Post

Oh, be careful RCS, I made a similar comment about a poster a month or two ago, and was told that 'everyone' knows he posts an article, and makes a comment at the bottom, so I wasn't allowed to disagree with his style. I can't even remember who it was, there are several who post articles and quotes and make them look like they wrote them.

It was Locutus.

And I think RCS is actually making a friendly jab on this one.

For those following the back and forth about the F35's, one would understand why this is hilarious..

Quote: Originally Posted by mentalflossView Post

A tender call was issued that wanted 20,000 stress balls delivered as "promotional items" for the Department of National Defence. The balls, which had to be orange, were to be delivered by the end of March.

 
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I thought it was hilarious, myself.

Anyway, 20,000 orange stress balls is pretty damn funny.


A Parliamentary stress ball pit....that could be a stress reliever.

 
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A Parliamentary stress ball pit....that could be a stress reliever.

 
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I surprised this Thread has idled, and nobody has run with the
ball analogy as far as they could go....shocked, actually.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by mentalflossView Post

MacKay axes tender for 20,000 stress balls

OTTAWA — As quickly as a federal government tender for thousands of stress balls surfaced Friday, Defence Minister Peter MacKay ordered a stop to the process.

A tender call was issued that wanted 20,000 stress balls delivered as "promotional items" for the Department of National Defence. The balls, which had to be orange, were to be delivered by the end of March.

Friday evening, however, a spokesman for MacKay said the process was essentially stopped in its tracks, as it was not "judicious use" of public funds.

"As soon as Minister MacKay was made aware of this contract, he instructed officials to immediately cancel this unnecessary expense of taxpayer money," Jay Paxton wrote in an email.

The original intention, however, of the stress balls — a common desk ornament for those trying to avoid repetitive stress injuries — is not clear.

In addition to being found on desks and office cubicles, the products are also featured heavily at trade shows and other functions.

Like many other federal departments, DND is being asked to cut back budgets to keep federal finances above water.

Gregory Thomas, federal director of the Canadian Taxpayers Federation said Friday that he can only speculate as to the purpose of that many stress balls being ordered by government.

"I think there's 166 members of the Conservative caucus, so maybe they're planning on having the stress balls wear out after one day and they're planning on having 120 days of discussions on their pensions," Thomas said Friday.

"We naturally frown on these kinds of goofy things."

lol I bet if they were blue they'd be really popular in gov't orifices. hm spelling? Well, you know what I mean. Those cubbyholes that people like to work in. er um, dictionary says "offices" is the term. So sue me for misspelling.

Um, if they're a promotional item, how come any money at all is involved?
I was into the parts shop the other day and a salesman for a lubricant company handed me a free can of squirt as I was getting into my truck. Whenever a salesman comes into the local pub, he buys a round of his brand of beer for the house.
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

Um, if they're a promotional item, how come any money at all is involved?
I was into the parts shop the other day and a salesman for a lubricant company handed me a free can of squirt as I was getting into my truck. Whenever a salesman comes into the local pub, he buys a round of his brand of beer for the house.


Ummmm... you're kidding right?
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by L GilbertView Post

lol I bet if they were blue they'd be really popular in gov't orifices.

Really? I've mostly heard guys bitching and complaining about blue balls, can't imagine why they'd be popular.

Quote: Originally Posted by Ron in ReginaView Post

I surprised this Thread has idled, and nobody has run with the
ball analogy as far as they could go....shocked, actually.

Does the above work for ya? Lol.

If not, I could try to work something up from the 'axes tender' 'balls' part of the title. Seems to have a whole Bobbit-esque theme built in just waiting to be exploited.
 
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I expected more like this:



But everything has to start somewhere...
 
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Really? I've mostly heard guys bitching and complaining about blue balls, can't imagine why they'd be popular.

Politicians and bureaucrats are blue babies? If they're all blue then I can see no reason for complaining about blue balls.
 

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