101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Cliffy

#1Jan 17th, 2012

SLM

Re: 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Jan 17th, 2012

Funny. George, he did have a way with words.

JLM

Re: 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Jan 17th, 2012

Quote: Originally Posted by SLM

Funny. George, he did have a way with words.

And some of them quite naughty too.

SLM

Re: 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Jan 17th, 2012

Quote: Originally Posted by JLM

And some of them quite naughty too.

You can't be thinking that would be a problem for me, lol.

TenPenny

Re: 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Jan 17th, 2012

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

Cliffy

Re: 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Jan 17th, 2012

Quote: Originally Posted by TenPenny

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

I used to have a bumper sticker that said Question Authority. Police used to follow me around all the time, even tailgate me for 15 - 20 miles. Always brought a smile to my face.

WLDB

#7 Top Rated Post

Re: 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Jan 17th, 2012

Wish he had lived longer.

Mowich

Re: 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Jan 17th, 2012

"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

A lot of truth in this statement.

JLM

Re: 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Jan 17th, 2012

Quote: Originally Posted by Mowich

"If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little."

A lot of truth in this statement.

Which is one of the reasons I'm inclined to believe this is a 'stopover' rather than a
'destination'!

Cliffy

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Re: 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes

Jan 17th, 2012

Quote: Originally Posted by JLM

Which is one of the reasons I'm inclined to believe this is a 'stopover' rather than a
'destination'!

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I'm partial to the "Earth is the insane asylum of the Universe" theory. Or maybe the Australia of the galaxy.

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