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Jul 4th, 2017 by Murphy
The Death of Archibald Hatch
The Death of Archibald Hatch When he died, An old fellow named Archibald Hatch, Was sliced up, By four doctors, And put under...
Hello everyone I am a person who has a lot of work to do during the day so rarely have time for leisure. My life is so boring. Have you experienced some fun advice for me? Thank you
Jul 3rd, 2017 by Murphy
"Bitter billabongs!" cried the strange Australian, who crept around the creek after the flood. "I can't believe it's still here! The water, I mean. It didn't evaporate or fill up with salties. Crikey! But it smells horrible! Like a thousand crocs shat...
Jul 1st, 2017 by tay
Wrestling's Greatest Villain: 'The Progressive Liberal'
When Daniel Harnsberger leaves his home on the East Coast and drives into Appalachia, he usually packs a T-shirt covered in Hillary Clinton facesand spandex wrestling briefs that say "Progressive Liberal." That's his wrestling persona and his...
Jun 18th, 2017 by Murphy
Bat-Signal lights up Los Angeles in tribute to the late Adam West
Bat-Signal lights up Los Angeles in tribute to the late Adam West 'There will never be another Batman like Adam West,' mayor declares in tribute By Michael Balsamo, The Associated Press hAQsbhO4mkw Los Angeles became Gotham City Thursday night as...
Kemptville or Bedell? South of Ottawa, not Ficko! Past Manotick and Greely Beneath Enniskerry, Carsonby and Kars Is a smallish place called Kemptville Where the people dream of riding On the Rideau In the summer When it's warm
The Moon Isn't a Moon!
The Moon Isn't the Moon! Copyright 2017 - Murphy Who could have imagined that the moon was not a natural celestial body, but rather, an alien space...
Is It Fashionable Now To Have a Mental Illness?
I'm talking about Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Miley Cirus, Britanny Spears...those multi-millionaire Pop Tarts...etc. Is it 'cool' now to admit you have some sort of affliction?
(by Hoof Hearted)
Jun 5th, 2017 by Murphy
Aussie slams Daily Mail for their cheap, lazy reporting
Stefanovic was speaking specifically about an article published yesterday on the website which pictured him checking into a caravan park in Yamba, NSW, with a younger female colleague. The headline, which has since been changed, made reference to the...
Jun 3rd, 2017 by tay
TV producers pitch 24 Sussex reality show
The renovation of the prime minister's residence at 24 Sussex Drive is drawing significant interest from across the country, including at least two proposals by producers wanting to turn it into a reality TV show. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau...
May 28th, 2017 by Murphy
Rinds My old English professor Spoke these words most kind, Tis apples and oranges Unless the words all rind." - murphy, 1998
Since we're telling fart stories
In 1979 or 1980, I was on the Honour Guard in Lahr, West Germany, welcoming Prince Philip's plane. He wasn't there to visit us, and had a limo waiting to whisk him away to wherever it was that he was going. The plane landed and Phil came down the...
May 24th, 2017 by petros
The Friendly Giant
Dresses in green. Hippie like. Talks to animals. Has a stash bag hanging on his wall that a chicken comes out of. And a talking giraffe. Drugs? WV2P6P4p6Hg But it gets worse. Likes children to come over to his big castle - with a locking door...
Ode to a Testicle
Ode to a Testicle The doctor said it's mystical. The nurse was very practical. My friends were always cynical. I have an extra testicle.
May 24th, 2017 by Murphy
I Had to Pee!
I had to Pee! Copyright 2015 by murphy I had to pee, but it wasn’t a humdrum, "I think I'll heigh-ho the...
May 13th, 2017 by tay
Bill Cosby performs
Weeks of headlines about alleged sexual assaults seemed to have no effect. Eh?
Canadian Idol Fans Watching American Idol
American Idol starts in three weeks. I've been a fan of Canadian Idol for a while, but since the show will be off the air for the 2009 season (and maybe indefinitely), I'm going to try watching AI, which I've never really watched much before. I think...
(by ross 1)
JFK Declassified: Tracking Oswald
If you like conspiracy shows, and lord knows, there's a bunch on this site, then you will want to see this show. A former CIA operative and a NY cop treat this assassination as a murder investigation, and are using recently released govt documents in...
May 8th, 2017 by Murphy
The actor taking the character of Jesus was struck with a thunderbolt
That was during his acting in the movie so as to climb the mount in Rome in order to give sermon, and he was then struck with a thunderbolt. Therefore, if he is doing well, why should he be thunderstruck? But because of his enthusiasm about Jesus Christ...
May 7th, 2017 by B00Mer
Idris Elba IS the next James Bond
Idris Elba IS the next James Bond As Daniel Craig continues to remain silence about whether or not hell return for a fifth Bond outing, speculation for a replacement has been...
May 6th, 2017 by B00Mer
Fifty Shades Freed
Saga continues.. 0XxpHkKUgeQ The Edmontonian shoots Christian Grey.. ya would figure an Albertan would be a better shoot,, spoiler.. he lives.
Ukraine bans Steven Seagal as threat to natl security
I've heard of him but can't say I recall ever seeing him in a movie or on TV........ The Ukrainian security service said it had forbidden Seagal entry to the country for five years, in a letter published by the news site Apostrophe. The services...
Who builds the best giant fighting robot?
Who builds the best giant fighting robot? 1maD5WzsEs8 However, here are 5 Exoskeleton Robot Suit That Exist NOW !! rBNRQTFTm00 The military of the future..
Apr 27th, 2017 by Cliffy
Best of the 1950's
Remember full service gas stations? A car pulls up and out of the station spring four uniformed attendants who not only fill the tank, but check the tire pressure and oil and wash the car's windows. Not only that, but gas stations often gave away trinkets...
Apr 23rd, 2017 by Murphy
Tonight on the Feed Network: Reagan's Leather Lunch 8:00 PM
Tonight, on the Feed Network! We dig deep into US culinary history. We lay bare what your most or least favourite world leader ate on a daily basis. Who prepared the meals? What were their favourite foods? What happened when things went wrong? ...