Feb 29th, 2008
Punch a Nazi
Warning: If you are irony impaired you probably won't get it. 2AhGYo9TExU
My Daughter- "Daddy, What is Porn?"
She asked me in the backseat of the car. She just turned 13. After about ten seconds of hemming and hawing, I finally managed to cheep... Me: "Well. Porn is when people film themselves being intimate together, and then sell it for other people to...
(by Hoof Hearted)
Beelza-Bubba! Back behind the house, Where the water meets the dock, And the algae grows green, And stinky thick. There's a small, encrusted stone, With a...
Greg Allman Has Carked It
I'd say Butch Trucks was a bigger loss though Gregg Allman, Influential Force Behind the Allman Brothers Band, Dies at 69 Gregg Allman, a founding member of the Allman Brothers Band, the incendiary group that inspired and gave shape to both the...
(by bill barilko)
Aug 5th, 2017 by B00Mer
Tribute to Marilyn Monroe
TRIBUTE TO MARILYN: 55 years ago today, the world was stunned by the news that one of Hollywood's biggest stars Marilyn Monroe had died. She was only 36. Today, we remember her legacy. What's your favorite Marilyn Monroe film? ...
Jul 27th, 2017 by B00Mer
Are You a Good Tipper?
1) 10-15 percent 2) 15-20 percent 3) over 20 percent Which category do you fall in? At the Bar I'll tip a loonie per beer. For a meal elsewhere I generally tip 20% or over, but I don't dine out very often.
(by Hoof Hearted)
Natasha Fatale Has Died
the voice of The Rocky and Bullwinkle Shows Rocky the Flying Squirrel and his nemesis Natasha Fatale of Boris and Natasha fame in the early 1960s and a key figure in the animation industry, died Thursday. She was 99. Foray was also the voice behind...
Jul 24th, 2017 by NZDoug
Best Concert You Ever Attended?
Who and when? I saw U2 in 1987 at Olympic Stadium in Montreal. They were at the top of their game. It was almost like a religious experience...66,000 people all singing in unison. Saw Simple Minds in Ottawa ''85. Another solid show from a band in...
(by Hoof Hearted)
Jul 4th, 2017 by Murphy
The Death of Archibald Hatch
The Death of Archibald Hatch When he died, An old fellow named Archibald Hatch, Was sliced up, By four doctors, And put under...
Hello everyone I am a person who has a lot of work to do during the day so rarely have time for leisure. My life is so boring. Have you experienced some fun advice for me? Thank you
Jul 3rd, 2017 by Murphy
"Bitter billabongs!" cried the strange Australian, who crept around the creek after the flood. "I can't believe it's still here! The water, I mean. It didn't evaporate or fill up with salties. Crikey! But it smells horrible! Like a thousand crocs shat...
Jul 1st, 2017 by tay
Wrestling's Greatest Villain: 'The Progressive Liberal'
When Daniel Harnsberger leaves his home on the East Coast and drives into Appalachia, he usually packs a T-shirt covered in Hillary Clinton facesand spandex wrestling briefs that say "Progressive Liberal." That's his wrestling persona and his...
Jun 18th, 2017 by Murphy
Bat-Signal lights up Los Angeles in tribute to the late Adam West
Bat-Signal lights up Los Angeles in tribute to the late Adam West 'There will never be another Batman like Adam West,' mayor declares in tribute By Michael Balsamo, The Associated Press hAQsbhO4mkw Los Angeles became Gotham City Thursday night as...
Kemptville or Bedell? South of Ottawa, not Ficko! Past Manotick and Greely Beneath Enniskerry, Carsonby and Kars Is a smallish place called Kemptville Where the people dream of riding On the Rideau In the summer When it's warm
The Moon Isn't a Moon!
The Moon Isn't the Moon! Copyright 2017 - Murphy Who could have imagined that the moon was not a natural celestial body, but rather, an alien space...
Is It Fashionable Now To Have a Mental Illness?
I'm talking about Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Miley Cirus, Britanny Spears...those multi-millionaire Pop Tarts...etc. Is it 'cool' now to admit you have some sort of affliction?
(by Hoof Hearted)
Jun 5th, 2017 by Murphy
Aussie slams Daily Mail for their cheap, lazy reporting
Stefanovic was speaking specifically about an article published yesterday on the website which pictured him checking into a caravan park in Yamba, NSW, with a younger female colleague. The headline, which has since been changed, made reference to the...
Jun 3rd, 2017 by tay
TV producers pitch 24 Sussex reality show
The renovation of the prime minister's residence at 24 Sussex Drive is drawing significant interest from across the country, including at least two proposals by producers wanting to turn it into a reality TV show. Prime Minister Justin Trudeau...
May 28th, 2017 by Murphy
Rinds My old English professor Spoke these words most kind, Tis apples and oranges Unless the words all rind." - murphy, 1998
Since we're telling fart stories
In 1979 or 1980, I was on the Honour Guard in Lahr, West Germany, welcoming Prince Philip's plane. He wasn't there to visit us, and had a limo waiting to whisk him away to wherever it was that he was going. The plane landed and Phil came down the...
May 24th, 2017 by petros
The Friendly Giant
Dresses in green. Hippie like. Talks to animals. Has a stash bag hanging on his wall that a chicken comes out of. And a talking giraffe. Drugs? WV2P6P4p6Hg But it gets worse. Likes children to come over to his big castle - with a locking door...
Ode to a Testicle
Ode to a Testicle The doctor said it's mystical. The nurse was very practical. My friends were always cynical. I have an extra testicle.
May 24th, 2017 by Murphy
I Had to Pee!
I had to Pee! Copyright 2015 by murphy I had to pee, but it wasn’t a humdrum, "I think I'll heigh-ho the...
May 13th, 2017 by tay
Bill Cosby performs
Weeks of headlines about alleged sexual assaults seemed to have no effect. Eh?