Mugabe says Satan Wasn't Gay

tay

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There's a ding ding moment in this story. Okay more than one, but a big one stands out.......


Robert Mugabe, who has ruled the country for over three decades, went on a tirade against extended human rights to gay people in his country during a speech at the UN General Assembly on Monday.

Mugabe's heated statement drew audible laughter from some in the crowd, according to reports from journalists in the room.

But the comments are no laughing matter: Homosexuality is a crime in Zimbabwe. Those found "guilty" of sexual acts with a member of the same sex can be imprisoned or fined. International human rights groups have condemned the policies that allow LGBT

Zimbabweans to be regularly attacked and harassed by officials.

Mugabe, 91, has been in power for 35 years and has taken a personal stance against homosexuality in the country.

After the U.S. legalized same-sex marriage across the nation earlier this year, Mugabe lashed out saying, "Even Satan wasn't gay."

"Respecting and upholding human rights is an obligation of all states and is enshrined in the United Nations charter," Mugabe said.

"No where does the charter arrogate the right to some to sit in judgement over others in carrying out this universal obligation."

Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe shouts 'We are not gays' during UN address
 

spaminator

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Asked for a response, Satan replied "Mugabe's a f*cking idiot."
"Even Satan wasn't gay."
Mugabe better hope there is **** lube in hell. ;)
 

Twila

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Mugabe could learn something from the church of satan and Anton.


ttp://www.churchofsatan.com/eleven-rules-of-earth.php

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth

by Anton Szandor LaVey
© 1967

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Do not harm little children.

Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
 

Blackleaf

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Mugabe is the result of Zimbabwe gaining its independence from Britain in 1980. It was far better off under British rule.
 

coldstream

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Mugabe is a nut case.

And the Antichrist (the 'son' of the Satanic Trinity).. (as opposed to Satan - 'father' of the Satanic trinity).. is a homosexual.
 

AnnaG

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Mugabe says .... So what?
Lots of people say stuff.
Maybe the christ was gay. Again, so what?
 

Curious Cdn

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Satan ... isn't that an anagram of Santa?

There you have it. The jolly old elf is jolly and gay! That workshop full of pixies ... It's like a bath house!!

Dancer, Prancer ... there's a f@g name for you! Cupid? Cripes! It's an infestation!

...and the Coca Coa company CONDONES this other fairy land!

Time for a boycot!! Coca Cola is trying to make our children gay!!!
 

spaminator

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Satan ... isn't that an anagram of Santa?

There you have it. The jolly old elf is jolly and gay! That workshop full of pixies ... It's like a bath house!!

Dancer, Prancer ... there's a f@g name for you! Cupid? Cripes! It's an infestation!

...and the Coca Coa company CONDONES this other fairy land!

Time for a boycot!! Coca Cola is trying to make our children gay!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFGO7UfcAs0