Masturbating men will have pregnant hands in afterlife, warns televangelist


spaminator
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Masturbating men will have pregnant hands in afterlife, warns televangelist
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First posted: Thursday, May 28, 2015 01:29 PM EDT | Updated: Thursday, May 28, 2015 01:45 PM EDT
Men who masturbate will find their hands "pregnant in the afterlife," a Turkish televangelist has proclaimed.
The Islamic YouTube and TV preacher Mucahid Cihad Han recently told a viewer that masturbating is a forbidden act a matter of debate among Islamic scholars the Hindustan Times reports (external - login to view).
The viewer said he still masturbates, even though he's married. Han told him to "resist Satan's temptations."
"One hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over (their) rights," he said.
TV preacher Mucahid Cihad Han is pictured in this YouTube screengrab. (YouTube)

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Tecumsehsbones
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So what will they give birth to? Babies or just little hands? Fingers, maybe?

Nice to know the Muzzie wackaloons are as crazy as the Christer wackaloons.
 
SLM
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Maybe folks who really don't get how sex works shouldn't be advising others on it's practices.

Just sayin'.
 
Tecumsehsbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by SLMView Post

Maybe folks who really don't get how sex works shouldn't be advising others on it's practices.

Just sayin'.

Ohhhh, you are SO going to hell!

I'll save you a place by the fire.
 
SLM
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Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

Ohhhh, you are SO going to hell!

I'll save you a place by the fire.

I've had a penthouse suite reserved for years!
 
taxslave
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#6
A penthouse? Man I been lied to. I was told all they is basement suite.
 
Curious Cdn
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This genius is likely to be the local enforcer of Sharia.
 
Tecumsehsbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by Curious CdnView Post

This genius is likely to be the local enforcer of Sharia.

In Turkey? I doubt it.
 
Walter
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Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

In Turkey? I doubt it.

Why? Erdogan is taking Turkey to Sharialand.

More about Erdogan.
225008-turkish-president-erdogan-calls-on-worlds-muslims-to-invade-jerusalem
 
B00Mer
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Quote: Originally Posted by TecumsehsbonesView Post

So what will they give birth to? Babies or just little hands? Fingers, maybe?

Nice to know the Muzzie wackaloons are as crazy as the Christer wackaloons.

So you admit you're an avide mastrabator.

Can you still see the keyboard, it's suppose to make you blind too.
 
Tecumsehsbones
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Quote: Originally Posted by B00MerView Post

So you admit you're an avide mastrabator.

It's sex with someone I love.

Quote:

Can you still see the keyboard, it's suppose to make you blind too.

Only if you look down.
 
55Mercury
#12
this is good news! sounds way better than going blind.

I may have to rethink my beliefs.
 
damngrumpy
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#13
Well it begs the question how do religious leaders of most faiths
gain credibility with statement like the one just mentioned. I've
heard some pretty weird stuff but this one is one of the craziest
and best.
We should have a thread on religious stupid statements that would
be fun eh
 

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