Masturbating men will have pregnant hands in afterlife, warns televangelist

[spaminator]

Masturbating men will have pregnant hands in afterlife, warns televangelist
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First posted: Thursday, May 28, 2015 01:29 PM EDT | Updated: Thursday, May 28, 2015 01:45 PM EDT
Men who masturbate will find their hands "pregnant in the afterlife," a Turkish televangelist has proclaimed.
The Islamic YouTube and TV preacher Mucahid Cihad Han recently told a viewer that masturbating is a forbidden act — a matter of debate among Islamic scholars — the Hindustan Times reports.
The viewer said he still masturbates, even though he's married. Han told him to "resist Satan's temptations."
"One hadith states that those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over (their) rights," he said.
TV preacher Mucahid Cihad Han is pictured in this YouTube screengrab. (YouTube)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxbQJwWcPCk
Masturbating men will have pregnant hands in afterlife, warns televangelist | Wo

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

So what will they give birth to? Babies or just little hands? Fingers, maybe?

Nice to know the Muzzie wackaloons are as crazy as the Christer wackaloons.

 

[SLM]

Maybe folks who really don't get how sex works shouldn't be advising others on it's practices.

Just sayin'.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Maybe folks who really don't get how sex works shouldn't be advising others on it's practices.

Just sayin'.

Ohhhh, you are SO going to hell!

I'll save you a place by the fire.

 

[SLM]

Ohhhh, you are SO going to hell!

I'll save you a place by the fire.

I've had a penthouse suite reserved for years!

 

[taxslave]

A penthouse? Man I been lied to. I was told all they is basement suite.

 

[Curious Cdn]

This genius is likely to be the local enforcer of Sharia.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

This genius is likely to be the local enforcer of Sharia.

In Turkey? I doubt it.

 

[Walter]

In Turkey? I doubt it.

Why? Erdogan is taking Turkey to Sharialand.

More about Erdogan.
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[B00Mer]

So what will they give birth to? Babies or just little hands? Fingers, maybe?

Nice to know the Muzzie wackaloons are as crazy as the Christer wackaloons.

So you admit you're an avide mastrabator. :lol:

Can you still see the keyboard, it's suppose to make you blind too.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

So you admit you're an avide mastrabator. :lol:

It's sex with someone I love.

Can you still see the keyboard, it's suppose to make you blind too.

Only if you look down.

 

[55Mercury]

this is good news! sounds way better than going blind.

I may have to rethink my beliefs.

 

[damngrumpy]

Well it begs the question how do religious leaders of most faiths
gain credibility with statement like the one just mentioned. I've
heard some pretty weird stuff but this one is one of the craziest
and best.
We should have a thread on religious stupid statements that would
be fun eh