Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Kreskin

#1May 4th, 2008

Don't throw prepaid envelopes away. Full instructions in the link.

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eh1eh

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

May 4th, 2008

That's a good idea. I just send them empty now.

karrie

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

May 4th, 2008

The one idea I had seen suggested putting labels over their address, and sending off that letter to grandma in it. I don't know if that would work or not, but, it might be worth trying.

Sal

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

May 4th, 2008

HAAAAAAAA... I love it. I like how the link even allowed one to vote on whether or not the method was a fair one.

Kreskin

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

May 4th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by Sal

HAAAAAAAA... I love it. I like how the link even allowed one to vote on whether or not the method was a fair one.

Hey I voted. Then I noticed this disclaimer:

Disclaimer: Don't be stupid. If you're stupid, that's not my fault. But if you end up being stupid, you should totally take pictures of it. I am not affiliated with the Post Office, USPS, or any government anything, in any manner. Also, I've never done any of these things ever. Wink wink. Oh, and these thongs were not stolen in a panty raid from the smoking hot sorority chick nxt door. But they were infact washed.

Sal

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

May 4th, 2008

Quote: Originally Posted by Kreskin

Hey I voted. Then I noticed this disclaimer:

Disclaimer: Don't be stupid. If you're stupid, that's not my fault. But if you end up being stupid, you should totally take pictures of it. I am not affiliated with the Post Office, USPS, or any government anything, in any manner. Also, I've never done any of these things ever. Wink wink. Oh, and these thongs were not stolen in a panty raid from the smoking hot sorority chick nxt door. But they were infact washed.

HAAAAAAA the disclaimer is even cuter... I would have missed it entirely which........hm..... kind of points out my predilection for skipping the fine print... And I should add at this point....

Disclaimer: Just because I read the instructions on said procedure and thought it was a fine idea, in NO way indicates that I would do such a dastardly deed.

mission

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Jan 10th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by karrie

The one idea I had seen suggested putting labels over their address, and sending off that letter to grandma in it. I don't know if that would work or not, but, it might be worth trying.

That's a brilliant idea. I'm going to try that out one day and see if it works

gopher

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Mar 3rd, 2009

What a GREAT idea! Hadn't thought of it before.

Here's how I stop junk mail:

Whenever I get junk bail I post the following on it with a RETURN TO SENDER notice:

DECEASED

Works like a charm!

Cliffy

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Mar 3rd, 2009

I asked the Post Office to put a no junk mail notice on my PO box. I haven't had one piece of junk mail in 7 years.

lone wolf

#10

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Mar 3rd, 2009

I found an empty Hortons cup in mine.....

Cliffy

#11

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Mar 3rd, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by lone wolf

I found an empty Hortons cup in mine.....

Is that as in Timmy's or Horton Hears a Who?

lone wolf

#12

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Mar 4th, 2009

Those superboxes aren't big enough for heffalumps. The Who might find it spacey though.

Nuggler

#13

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Mar 4th, 2009

Some dick had already rolled up the rim, probably.

gopher

#14

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Mar 5th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by Cliffy

I asked the Post Office to put a no junk mail notice on my PO box. I haven't had one piece of junk mail in 7 years.

Too bad that doesn't work here.

lone wolf

#15

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Mar 5th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by gopher

Too bad that doesn't work here.

Not so well here either. I keep getting the ex's junk two years after we said good-bye ... even after words with the postmaster. Bureaucratic mindset.....

lone wolf

#16

Re: Mail a brick to a bulkmailer

Mar 5th, 2009

Quote: Originally Posted by Nuggler

Some dick had already rolled up the rim, probably.

Yeah ... not even a wee nip at the bottom either

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