Canadian Tire Scam

Jay

Executive Branch Member
Jan 7, 2005
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Hey just a quick heads up!


A "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular
Canadian Tire customers. Over the last month I became
the victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out
to get hardware supplies has turned out to be quite
traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to
you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls come over to your car
As you are loading your stuff into the car.They both start wiping your
windshield with a rag and Windex, with
their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy
T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and
offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a
ride to another Canadian Tire store. You agree and they get in
the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with
each other. Then one of them climbs
over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
your wallet. I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice
on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday,
and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy
some more wallets.
 

the caracal kid

the clan of the claw
Nov 28, 2005
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www.kdm.ca
this is in london?

Suddenly will we see a shortage of wallet stock akin to the run on water, followed by the run on showshovels we have seen out here on the coast?
 

eh1eh

Blah Blah Blah
Aug 31, 2006
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Under a Lone Palm
Hmmmmm?

Shouldn't this be in the Fun & Jokes section?

P.S. I keep an ample stock of wallets in my car for my trips to Crapy Tire.:tongue7:
 

Nuggler

kind and gentle
Feb 27, 2006
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Backwater, Ontario.
Used to use those big trucker wallets with the chain.

Not any more.

:laughing7::laughing7::laughing7:

Usually with CTC, the customer takes it up the axx. Nice change.

:grommit: