Pornhub's 'Wankband' encourages masturbating for the environment

[spaminator]

Pornhub's 'Wankband' encourages masturbating for the environment
QMI AGENCY
First posted: Friday, February 27, 2015 08:52 AM EST | Updated: Friday, February 27, 2015 11:15 AM EST
Pornhub presents “The Wankband” — wearable tech that purportedly generates energy when you, for whatever reason, move your arm in and up-and-down motion.
That “dirty energy” can later be used to charge digital devices, Pornhub claims. The pornography site calls it “guilt-free electricity.”
“Every day, millions of hours of adult content are consumed online, wasting energy in the process and hurting the environment,” the product description reads.
“At Pornhub we decided to do something about it. Introducing The Wankband: The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself.”
The site said the device is still in development, but encourages people to sign up for beta testing.
“The power,” Pornhub said, “is in your hand.”
Wank Bank. (Courtesy: Pornhub)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzjeAaLbM5k
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[Locutus]

reminds me of the olden days with The Hun's yellow Pages

 

[IdRatherBeSkiing]

I like the slogan: "The power is in your hands".

 

[Locutus]

don't be bashful, 'tug with the one you love'.

 

[Kreskin]

Is that a wankometer?

 

[petros]

It's for when you sugar your churro.

 

[BaalsTears]

Something has gone terribly wrong with spaminator.

 

[SLM]

"Much goo about nothing"

http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/euphemisms.htm

 

[BaalsTears]

Something has gone terribly wrong with SLM.

 

[darkbeaver]

It's further tax imposed on personell freedom by the lids and screws.

 

[taxslave]

So that is how waldo powers his computer.