Why Fake Data When You Can Fake A Scientist?


Locutus
+2
#1  Top Rated Post
has the stench of soros-globalist-progs all over it natch. how dey roll.


Hoss Cartwright, a former editor of the International Journal of Agricultural Innovations and Research, had a good excuse for missing the 5th World Congress on Virology last year: He doesn’t exist. Burkhard Morgenstern, a professor of bioinformatics at the University of Gottingen, dreamt him up, and built a nice little scientific career for him. He wrote Cartwright a Curriculum Vitae, describing his doctorate in Studies of Dunnowhat, his rigorous postdoctoral work at Some ****ty Place in the Middle of Nowhere, and his experience as Senior Cattle Manager at the Ponderosa Institute for Bovine Research. Cartwright never published a single research paper, but he was appointed to the editorial boards of five journals. Apparently, no one involved in the application processes remembered the television show Bonanza, or the giant but amiable cowboy named “Hoss” who was played by actor Dan Blocker. Despite Cartwright’s questionable credentials, he was invited to speak at several meetings such as the 5th World Congress on Virology—typically a mark of recognition as an expert.

more warmist fail

Why Fake Data When You Can Fake A Scientist? | The Global Warming Policy Forum (GWPF) (external - login to view)


 
Locutus
+2
#2  Top Rated Post
has the stench of soros-globalist-progs all over it natch. how dey roll.


Hoss Cartwright, a former editor of the International Journal of Agricultural Innovations and Research, had a good excuse for missing the 5th World Congress on Virology last year: He doesn’t exist. Burkhard Morgenstern, a professor of bioinformatics at the University of Gottingen, dreamt him up, and built a nice little scientific career for him. He wrote Cartwright a Curriculum Vitae, describing his doctorate in Studies of Dunnowhat, his rigorous postdoctoral work at Some ****ty Place in the Middle of Nowhere, and his experience as Senior Cattle Manager at the Ponderosa Institute for Bovine Research. Cartwright never published a single research paper, but he was appointed to the editorial boards of five journals. Apparently, no one involved in the application processes remembered the television show Bonanza, or the giant but amiable cowboy named “Hoss” who was played by actor Dan Blocker. Despite Cartwright’s questionable credentials, he was invited to speak at several meetings such as the 5th World Congress on Virology—typically a mark of recognition as an expert.

more warmist fail

Why Fake Data When You Can Fake A Scientist? | The Global Warming Policy Forum (GWPF) (external - login to view)


 
petros
#3
FFS...

Is he a "climate scientist" too?
 
Ron in Regina
+1
#4
Hoss Cartwright, fighting the Deniers decades ago....

httpwwwyoutubecomwatchv-w1EY8QbO5Y

 
Curious Cdn
#5
Please make a list of all of your whacko conspiracy theories, Locutus. We all need a good laugh, now and then.

Prozac will fix all that, btw.... maybe, even Lithium.
 

Similar Threads

36
Real or Fake
by Retired_Can_Soldier | Sep 23rd, 2014
24
Fake Id's
by alessandra17 | Apr 23rd, 2008
no new posts