Christmas ain't the same.

Ludlow
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#1
Use to be fun. The tree. The music. The gifts. Family get together. Friends. Pitchin the football out in the front yard. Watching my kids having fun. Moms pies. Mom. No, Christmas ain''t the same.
 
Danbones
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When my father was alive, the last Christmas we spent together, it was just the two of us.
We had liver for supper, and gave each other a less then 10 dollar gift
and watched abbot and costello reruns
I'll always remember him that way

I don't have kids of my own

Christmas is about people and love...without them there ain't much there
 
MHz
#3
It's a business trend that is calling out of favor. Reality says the 'gifts' should be handed out throughout the year rather than one special day that decides if you are good or bad. Based on that alone most of the people in the world are bad because they get no gifts.

The only thing missing from your 'last supper' was a lit candle. The big feasts would be an abomination to God as no meat can be eaten on a day that has religious aspects. (ie turkey)

Passover is the one feast that does havd some meaning. Life begins at conception as far as God is concerned as that is when your name is written in. The ones that you both will have for eternity once the new earth starts.

Good parents are the ones that admit they want to be a slave to somebody for life. Basically saying their own life has no real meaning, that is a lot more honest than what the ones that end up being bad parents tells themselves.
 
Ludlow
+2
#4
We never let the toxicity or infection of religion spoil the holiday.
 
tay
#5
Speaking of a crappy Christmas........


http://i.imgur.com/MfvhzWbh.jpg
 
Mokkajava
#6
Quote: Originally Posted by tayView Post

Speaking of a crappy Christmas........


http://i.imgur.com/MfvhzWbh.jpg

I love how it seems people are watching the dog and laughing...rather than stopping it
 
Danbones
#7
Quote: Originally Posted by tayView Post

Speaking of a crappy Christmas........
http://i.imgur.com/MfvhzWbh.jpg

lol
the dog looks a lot like Santa's Little Helper from the Simpsons

can't help thinkin its a photoshop pic but hey..its sh!tsmas
 
MHz
#8
Then why do the gift thing? Perhaps you seem a bit blue because of the many things you have loved over the years and have lost. Perhaps in the 'twilight years' it is time for you and God to sit down and have a chat about how he is going to restore all those things to you. It will be a lengthy list so it will take awhile to see how he treats you if your name was Job. Lucky for you the book is written as a book of passages so that is how you choose the material to read. The NT is the salvation of the 'elite' and the OT is how the others are saved in the nick of time.
The one gift the book comes with is the 'memo' that you are never really alone and when it is all said and done the one you love the most is based on who gives you the most good things. (ie your parents and other family members in living forms) It is that stage of the book that perfection first comes into play. Adam and Ever were the first to be created as imperfect beings so when it comes time for people to be perfected it will begin with them and their first two children. Cain's gift will be acceptable for a people that are immortal and sinless from that moment on and that is when the original names from the book of life come into play. Since 'we' are in the period of time where some of the living will see the return happen we are inline for a bonus round so to speak as we get to see Christ as a literal being and then God makes an even more impressive entrance that still leaves us 'breathless'. (then the missing relatives show up (with God's appearance and after everybody is in the new earth time and location the rest of the various forms of life are brought back from the dust.)

Quote: Originally Posted by tayView Post

Speaking of a crappy Christmas........


http://i.imgur.com/MfvhzWbh.jpg

It's the geeky girl in the blue dress's dog so she should clean it up, or she is the only one in the room that is still awake. Is that a photo-shop moment and the dog needs more cheese in his diet.

. . . or the one in the pink as she is laughing. . . .
The tail across the pantleg would be the place to look for photoshop clues.

Quote: Originally Posted by MokkajavaView Post

I love how it seems people are watching the dog and laughing...rather than stopping it

How do you stop it at that stage??
 
Ludlow
#9
Quote: Originally Posted by MHzView Post

Then why do the gift thing? Perhaps you seem a bit blue because of the many things you have loved over the years and have lost. Perhaps in the 'twilight years' it is time for you and God to sit down and have a chat about how he is going to restore all those things to you. It will be a lengthy list so it will take awhile to see how he treats you if your name was Job. Lucky for you the book is written as a book of passages so that is how you choose the material to read. The NT is the salvation of the 'elite' and the OT is how the others are saved in the nick of time.
The one gift the book comes with is the 'memo' that you are never really alone and when it is all said and done the one you love the most is based on who gives you the most good things. (ie your parents and other family members in living forms) It is that stage of the book that perfection first comes into play. Adam and Ever were the first to be created as imperfect beings so when it comes time for people to be perfected it will begin with them and their first two children. Cain's gift will be acceptable for a people that are immortal and sinless from that moment on and that is when the original names from the book of life come into play. Since 'we' are in the period of time where some of the living will see the return happen we are inline for a bonus round so to speak as we get to see Christ as a literal being and then God makes an even more impressive entrance that still leaves us 'breathless'. (then the...

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Because people who care about each other exchange gifts dumba$$.
 
MHz
#10
Once a year? Whoop te doo. I can see why it ended up in the toilet.
 
Locutus
#11
Christmas: you get out of it what you put into it.
 
Danbones
#12
lol
I got a vintage gibson trini lopez es 335 that someone threw out in the snowbank on my doorstep.
I asked the neigbour who found it if he had a pick guard for my les paul special, and he said sure, but you have to take the whole P.O.S. guitar it's on.
Needs a little work, electronics, a little glue, and some binding, and it will need new frets soon.
lol
I still need a new pick guard for the paul though.

still, best Christmas present I ever got
I guess me and the universe are on OK terms for a change
 
MHz
#13
lol, Last time I put lights on something green it was plastic palm leaves stapled to the wall behind it. Ho, ho, ho.
I would have put some lights on the pine trees at the curb but around here SWAT are the ones doing the 'drive-bys' so no future in a 'Santa's Little Helper stand'. Perhaps a heated pad so the stick-on patches deliver their load at a faster rate for the days when the stronger varieties are sold out.

httpwwwyoutubecomwatchv28ka77SJA6o

 
Kreskin
#14
Quote: Originally Posted by LudlowView Post

Use to be fun. The tree. The music. The gifts. Family get together. Friends. Pitchin the football out in the front yard. Watching my kids having fun. Moms pies. Mom. No, Christmas ain''t the same.

Why?
 
darkbeaver
#15
Quote: Originally Posted by LudlowView Post

Use to be fun. The tree. The music. The gifts. Family get together. Friends. Pitchin the football out in the front yard. Watching my kids having fun. Moms pies. Mom. No, Christmas ain''t the same.

Christmass is the birth of the new sun, our lord and provider. The Subshine God Ra,mlord, beg to shine on meone more day if you pleasetommorow will be far enough, thanks lord, Sol
 
Ludlow
+1
#16
[QUOTE=Kreskin;2389567]Why?[/QUOTEKids are grown and live in different states, parents been dead for some time, I'm divorced , and it's just not family anymore. Donn't feel like chasing women at my age so, it's just another day. If I get to feelin better it will be time for the casinos.
Last edited by Ludlow; Dec 26th, 2016 at 09:27 PM..
 
darkbeaver
#17
Everything on it's appointed day, this is the way.
 
Ludlow
#18
Quote: Originally Posted by MHzView Post

Once a year? Whoop te doo. I can see why it ended up in the toilet.

My 8 grandkids get stuff from their grampa most of the year. Dummy.
 
MHz
#19
I though we came from mother earth?? If were 'stardust' long ago does it mean we missed the mark by hitting the earth before we became part of the star again and being conscious about it. I would imagine after 10B years you are looking forward to becoming dust again.
 
Ludlow
#20
Quote: Originally Posted by MHzView Post

I though we came from mother earth?? If were 'stardust' long ago does it mean we missed the mark by hitting the earth before we became part of the star again and being conscious about it. I would imagine after 10B years you are looking forward to becoming dust again.

WHAT,,,,,,,,,,in the flying scrotum sack are you rambling about sap?
 
MHz
+1
#21
Quote: Originally Posted by LudlowView Post

My 8 grandkids get stuff from their grampa most of the year. Dummy.

The post I was referencing is the one where you were the kid. Was 'dumm'y your nickname back then or the name of your invisible friend?

Quote: Originally Posted by LudlowView Post

WHAT,,,,,,,,,,in the flying scrotum sack are you rambling about sap?

It was for DB. Not everything is about you ya know.
 
Ludlow
#22
Take your pills megaloon you're drifting into psychosis again.
 
MHz
#23
I find it a bit odd that it only happens around you. Perhaps that is a reflection (or echo) of you rather than me.
I can assume it was not you who gave me the thumbs up then.
 
darkbeaver
#24
I would like to try these pills.

I can't see any negative effects, so they ain't there.
 
Ludlow
#25
Quote: Originally Posted by darkbeaverView Post

I would like to try these pills.

I can't see any negative effects, so they ain't there.

Maybe megaloon will introduce you to his psychiatrist
 
darkbeaver
#26
The shortest dayt has come and gone rejoice the babe is born,
 
MHz
#27
Quote: Originally Posted by LudlowView Post

Maybe megaloon will introduce you to his psychiatrist

A penny compared to the $$$ she could make off you.
 
Ludlow
#28
Quote: Originally Posted by MHzView Post

A penny compared to the $$$ she could make off you.

Not much for tuna megaloon I've preferred Ladies that haven't been honed out like a canoe.
 
gerryh
#29
Quote: Originally Posted by LudlowView Post

Not much for tuna megaloon I've preferred Ladies that haven't been honed out like a canoe.



in other words... he prefers them prepubescent.
 
Ludlow
#30
Quote: Originally Posted by gerryhView Post

in other words... he prefers them prepubescent.

Did the old wife get you a new 2x4 to strap on your back for Christmas or was it time for a normal size strap on gerkin peepee.?
 
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