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[Angstrom]

Pastor fails to resurrect after telling people to bury him alive » The Guardian Nigeria


nyama helped to dig his own grave before praying and jumping inside, Father Zvidzai, who has turned State witness, told the High Court. He continued that after laying face down in the grave, he ordered his followers to start covering him with soil.


Well that's definitely going to make it into the Darwin awards.

 

[Tecumsehsbones]

Think of it as evolution in action.

 

[Ludlow]

Faith is a very important thing to many people. There have been several mutations in religious history. But remember that a mutation is the exception, not the rule. Just like every damn thing you generalize about.

 

[Angstrom]

Faith is a very important thing to many people. There have been several mutations in religious history. But remember that a mutation is the exception, not the rule. Just like every damn thing you generalize about.

Sniff sniff. :lol:

 

[Ludlow]

Sniff sniff. :lol:

What are ya smellin your own farts ?

Or do you have friends over.lol

 

[Angstrom]

What are ya smellin your own farts ?

Or do you have friends over.lol

Snort, Wimper, sniff. :lol: You poor thing you

 

[MHz]

99 bottles of beer on the wall would apply here.

 

[Ludlow]

Snort, Wimper, sniff. :lol: You poor thing you

I've had it with your spelling sir. Every time you destroy the English language you're getting a red.

 

[Angstrom]

I've had it with your spelling sir. Every time you destroy the English language you're getting a red.

If it drives you nuts I'm happy to help :lol:

 

[Ludlow]

If it drives you nuts I'm happy to help :lol:

That's one way to justify your illiteracy.

 

[Angstrom]

That's one way to justify your illiteracy.

If one looks hard enough, there is always a silver lining in every situation :lol:

 

[MHz]

You do know that bad religion only shows up after a place has been robbed of all it's treasures right?

 

[Ludlow]

You do know that bad religion only shows up after a place has been robbed of all it's treasures right?

lets you and I sneak over to the Vatican and heist a few paintings there MHz. I'll be the driver . LOL

 

[Angstrom]

You do know that bad religion only shows up after a place has been robbed of all it's treasures right?

Is that so MHz. You be careful, don't go filling your head full of unprovable beliefs and get yourself killed like our good friend has.

lets you and I sneak over to the Vatican and heist a few paintings there MHz. I'll be the driver . LOL

I'm not sure you would be forgiven for those acts. :lol:

 

[Ludlow]

If one looks hard enough, there is always a silver lining in every situation :lol:

You're not representing us woodworkers in a very positive light there Angstunk. Get crackin on the English language specifically spelling the farking words right.

 

[Angstrom]

You're not representing us woodworkers in a very positive light there Angstunk. Get crackin on the English language specifically spelling the farking words right.

Do you think I'd have made a carpenter if I was good at spelling Ludlard!! :lol: My limitation in vocabulary is what caused my choices to be narrowed down to Carpentry.

 

[MHz]

lets you and I sneak over to the Vatican and heist a few paintings there MHz. I'll be the driver . LOL

I'll carry the wine in that case.

 

[Ludlow]

Do you think I'd have made a carpenter if I was good at spelling Ludlard!! :lol: My limitation in vocabulary is what caused my choices to be narrowed down to Carpentry.

I'll have you know dim bulb that I am a carpenter and I could spell better than you in elementary school.

 

[Angstrom]

I'll have you know dim bulb that I am a carpenter and I could spell better than you in elementary school.

Door swings was high tek when you were a young man back Before Christ. Times have changed. People who can spell go to University.

 

[Ludlow]

Door swings was high tek when you were a young man back Before Christ. Times have changed. People who can spell go to University.

Not necessarily. Some have to go to work after high school. I look at it this way. My trade allowed me to raise my three girls . They never went without and all three got good college educations. One is a technical writer and two are nurses. As their dad, I am successful through them.